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I have late onset ADHD. I take on too much and end up spinning plates, but its entertaining, and it helps you make quick connections if youre a comedian, if you have a brain that can dance around too much.
Rory Bremner
I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role.
Marcus Brigstocke
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
Ron White
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
Ron White
I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can't say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
Ron White
If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.
George Burns
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his buttons.
W. C. Fields
This is a dream come true. HBO is the highest echelon in the world for a stand-up comedian to attain. Throughout my career I've trusted my instincts to lead me down the right path, and I am honored to work together with this network while contributing to the legacy that is HBO.
Dane Cook
I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.
Dane Cook
I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people.
Dane Cook
I don't think I was a good comedian.
Brigitte Bardot
As long as you're billed as a comedian, I guess you can say anything.
Tom Lehrer
In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing.
Patton Oswalt
As you get older, as a comedian, and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is not the build-up to the jokes, but how comfortable you can be in the silence and the non-laughing parts, and how long you can take the audience without a laugh to then get a huge reaction.
Patton Oswalt
You know, in Los Angeles, you're constantly in your car, you're sealed up, you're not walking around. Whereas in New York, after a while, all your stuff is kind of public, in one way or the other. I'm not saying either one of those is bad; they're both great for a very specific kind of comedian. And I'm glad that they both exist.
Patton Oswalt
When I grew up, I lived in the ghettos of Hollywood it was the most disgusting place to be. I was known as the crazy little kid. I did impressions. Then I realized that's not what I want to do. I don't want to be a comedian to please other people.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was to be a teenager, ... Boy, was I wrong.
Chris Rock
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
Chris Rock
I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.
Penn Jillette
Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.
Kathy Griffin
When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.
Kathy Griffin
I don't know if I would have been a stand-up comedian in Iran because, as you know, the government advocates free speech... but there's no freedom after you've spoken... It gets a bit deathy.
Shappi Khorsandi
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