Pants Quotes - page 2

Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. (Robin Williams)
Imagine if all of life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza. Every pair of pants, even those in a Brooks Brothers suit, would be stone-washed denim. Celebrity diet and exercise books would be the only thing on the shelves at the library. And - since women are a majority of the population - we'd all be married to Mel Gibson. View quote
P. J. O'Rourke
Different elevator music was playing since my last visit-that old disco song "Stayin' Alive." A terrifying image flashed through my mind of Apollo in bell-bottom pants and a slinky silk shirt. View quote
Rick Riordan
As I stood, I took in a last breath of spring-scented air, listened to the birdsong, and then saw a member of wildlife the conservationists hadn't planned on reviving in this place. A perv in a white shirt and polyester pants. A standard hide-in-the-bushes-and-whack-it perv. Fat and balding, it was as appealing as watching a giant marshmallow go at it. View quote
Rob Thurman
And if I wanted to kill myself, I wouldn't throw myself off a roof. And if I was going to throw myself off a roof, I would put on some pants before I did it. View quote
Holly Black
I'm going to be exposed, aren't I? (Acheron) I don't know. You planning on dropping your pants around me? If so, warn me first. I don't want to go blind. (Savitar) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Boy, you better check that tone. (Wulf) Yeah, yeah, ya scare me. I'm even wetting my pants while in your terrifying, gut-wrenching presence. See me shiver and quiver? Ooo, ahhh, ooo. (Chris) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Why would people spend good money to have my pants? View quote
Shawn Ashmore
People putting their clothes on backwards. Isn't that a sign of something going on wrong? Are you not paying attention? People with their hat on backwards, pants down around the crack. Isn't that a sign of something or are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up? View quote
Bill Cosby
Putting somebody else's pants on and pretending to be somebody else is occasionally, as you grow older, horrifying. View quote
James Gandolfini
A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches. (Jeff Lindsay)
Today he wore a burnt-orange shirt, black pants, and a tie that looked like a street fight at the south end of the color wheel. View quote
Kathy Reichs
I wish I was born in that era: dancing with Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly, going to work at the studio dressed in beautiful pants, head scarves, and sunglasses. View quote
Catherine Zeta-Jones
I wanted to see if the American man in plain brown pants and a bare torso could speak profound things. View quote
Ted Shawn
I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much. View quote
Evel Knievel
And I thought about the color and I realized what blue it was. It was the soft and changeable, essential blue of a well-worn pair of pants. Pants = Love. View quote
Ann Brashares
Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on. -Annik Marchand. View quote
Ann Brashares
I do things like hem a pair of pants, I do my own tailoring but I wouldn't attempt a jacket. View quote
Tim Gunn
That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that. View quote
Dawn French
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union. View quote
Conan O'Brien
There are no rules and regulations for perfect composition. If there were we would be able to put all the information into a computer and would come out with a masterpiece. We know that's impossible. You have to compose by the seat of your pants. (Arnold Newman)
At home, a T-shirt and something loose like harem pants would do. If I'm stepping out, a pair of blue jeans and a white tee are just fine. View quote
Genelia D'Souza
I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants. View quote
Aaron Neville
We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look. View quote
Ade Edmondson
My partner and I won the race, and I threw my hat into the air and bent to pick it up. Everyone started laughin' because I had split the back end of my pants out, and I wasn't wearing shorts. View quote
Chris LeDoux