Pants Quotes

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Winston Churchill)
I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants. View quote
Whitney Houston
It is humiliating to remain with our hands folded while others write history. It matters little who wins. To make a people great it is necessary to send them to battle even if you have to kick them in the pants. That is what I shall do. View quote
Benito Mussolini
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. View quote
Josh Billings
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. View quote
Benny Hill
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. View quote
Theodore Roosevelt
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. View quote
Irvin S. Cobb
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. View quote
Geraldo Rivera
What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise. View quote
Robert Scheer
Well, I think that the image is a part of me. I wear the baggy pants, the hats, the whole nine. And you know, I may add a little for the excitement and the intrigue in the videos, but my family has told me that little air of mystery that surrounds me is for real. View quote
Aaliyah
I love my dad, although I'm definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. But I love him so much and I try to be really supportive of him. (Liv Tyler)
I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a "deserter." What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants. View quote
Michael Moore
This is not a book in the ordinary sense of the word. No, this is a prolonged insult, a gob of spit in the face of art, a kick in the pants to God, Man, Destiny, Time, Love, Beauty... what you will. View quote
Henry Miller
Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade. View quote
Bette Midler
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? View quote
Mitch Hedberg
The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort of shit that it demanded. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. View quote
Navjot Singh Sidhu
Be grateful you're not in the forest in France Where the average young person just hasn't a chance To escape from the perilous pants eating plants But your pants are safe, you're a fortunate guy You ought to be shouting how lucky am I. View quote
Dr. Seuss
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants. View quote
Walter Winchell
You been hearing about how bad I am since you were a little kid with mess in your pants! Tonight, I'm gonna whip you till you cry like a baby. View quote
Muhammad Ali
There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. (Jonathan Swift)
I was terrorized by the emotional requirements of being an actor. Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed. View quote
Paul Newman
Don't soil your pretty little shoes The gutter's deep and red Climb up climb up and ride along with me the tumbrel driver saidBut she never said a word never turned her headDon't soil your pretty little pants I only go one way Climb up climb up and ride along with me There's no gold coach todayBut she never said a word never turned her head. View quote
Peter Weiss
Once and for all the idea of glorious victories won by the glorious army must be wiped out Neither side is glorious On either side they're just frightened men messing their pants and they all want the same thing Not to lie under the earth but to walk upon it without crutches. View quote
Peter Weiss
A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down. If it is a good book nothing can hurt him. If it is a bad book nothing can help him. View quote
Edna St. Vincent Millay