Chicken Quotes - page 6

The man who has fed the chicken every day throughout its life at last wrings its neck instead, showing that more refined views as to the uniformity of nature would have been useful to the chicken. (Bertrand Russell)
How, unless you drink as I do, could you hope to understand the beauty of an old Indian woman playing dominoes with a chicken? View quote
Malcolm Lowry
(On the idea of being offended): "The majority of people are very reasonable I've found, but ya know what, they don't write letters when something offends them on TV, because reasonable people know IT'S JUST FUCKIN' TELEVISION! Not only that, reasonable people have a life! They're not sittin' in some trailer with some fuckin' crayon in their hand, some chicken scrawl goin' ‘I saw a guy talk about Jesus on the tube! I ain't gone tune in no more!'And also reasonable people know ultimately they're just fuckin' jokes! Are you so afraid of a guy tellin' jokes!”. View quote
Bill Hicks
What is this free enterprise system? It is the law of the jungle applied to economics. It is the law of every man for himself, as the elephant said when he was dancing among the chickens. That is not a bad philosophy if, like the hon. member for York - Sunbury, you happen to be in the elephant class, but it is likely to be depressing if you are a farmer or worker, and belong in the chicken group. Free enterprise means unrestricted competition; the race to the swift and the battle to the strong; nature red in tooth and claw. View quote
Tommy Douglas
But this was no ordinary chicken. This chicken was evil manifest. View quote
Terry Goodkind
My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again. View quote
Natalie Portman
I remember when singers were singers. Ugly people. Aretha Franklin needed a lot of room to eat her chicken wings. Janis Joplin used to come out in clothes woven from her own vomit. Nina Simone, amazing singer, could look at a railway track and buckle it. It didn't matter; They were beautiful people because of what they could do. View quote
Dylan Moran
I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one. View quote
Paul Simon
The chicken that we eat is chock-full of feminine hormones. So, when men eat these chickens, they deviate from themselves as men. View quote
Evo Morales
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. View quote
Helen Rowland
Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world. (Werner Herzog)
Well they are very frightening for me because their stupidity is so flat. You look into the eyes of a chicken and you lose yourself in a completely flat, frightening stupidity. They are like a great metaphor for me... I kind of love chicken, but they frighten me more than any other animal. View quote
Werner Herzog
The chicken is only an egg's way for making another egg. View quote
Richard Dawkins
Love is dope, not chicken soup. View quote
Tom Robbins
Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken. View quote
Terry Pratchett
Girls are strategic. They will talk about love and romance and all that crap but when it comes to doing the deal they will choose the fattest chicken. View quote
Chetan Bhagat
Don't cook that chicken - it still has feathers. View quote
Arthur M. Jolly
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. View quote
Carl Barron
"We know who the chicken hawks are. They talk tough on national defense and military issues and cast aspersions on others," he said. "When it was their turn to serve where were they? AWOL, that's where they were...the lead chickenhawk against Sen. Kerry [is] the vice president of the United States, Vice President Cheney. View quote
Frank Lautenberg
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. View quote
Dave Attell
call it chicken salad. (Sarah Dessen)
Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral. View quote
Frank Lloyd Wright
Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak. View quote
Larry McMurtry
Oh, Jesus Christ, he wasn't to know, Like a chicken with a fox, He couldn't win the war with ego. Give the kid the pick of pips, And give him all your stripes and ribbons. Now he's sitting in his hole, He might as well have buttons and bows. View quote
Kate Bush
The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable. View quote
Jasper Fforde