Crap Quotes - page 8

I found out that Hollywood is more crooked, dumber, crueler, stupider than all the books I've read about it. They didn't go deeply enough into how it lacks art, and soul, and heart- how it's really a piece of crap. There are too many hands directing, there're too many fingers in the pot, and they're all kind of ignorant about what they're doing. They're greedy, and they're vicious. So you don't get much of a movie. (Charles Bukowski)
(While playing solitaire and sipping cognac) It's all a lot of crap. The game is up. View quote
Ernst Kaltenbrunner
I mean it seems like there are only two options for songwriters [sic] personalities either theyre [sic] sad, tragic visionaries like morrissey or michael stipe or robert smith or theres [sic] the goofy, nutty white boy, Hey lets party and forget everything people like Van Halen or all that other Heavy metal crap. View quote
Kurt Cobain
We have things like protected properties. We have abstract methods. We have all this stuff that your computer science teacher told you you should be using. I don't care about this crap at all. View quote
Rasmus Lerdorf
People will believe in just about any kind of superstitious crap nowadays. View quote
Michael Swanwick
I have a slightly crap blog where I opine on anything that occurs to me and run the occasional silly competition. View quote
Mark Lawrence
However judicious academics may be - not like me - they are all taught to see through crap. View quote
Mary Beard
I'm damn successful but I got here by not taking crap. I still don't take crap, so if anybody needs a champion, let it be me. View quote
Paul Stanley
You know, most good playwrights write seven good plays and then something happens and after that they're crap. View quote
Sarah Kane
Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking... a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards. View quote
Sophie Kinsella
It's his mother's birthday? But he didn't tell me. I don't have a card. I don't have a gift. How could he do this to me? Men are crap. (Sophie Kinsella)
I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming' and every run-down house a 'great fixer-upper'. Just once, I'd like them to show me a house and declare, 'This one's a piece of crap'. View quote
Stephan Pastis
I don't even read the newspaper; I don't read that crap. View quote
Tracy Morgan
The most annoying and full- of- crap thing a writer says is, I write only for myself, I don't care if anyone reads it. A writer without a reader doesn't exist. View quote
Harlan Coben
That is such crap. How dare you be so fraudulently flirtatious, cowardly and dysfunctional? I am not interested in emotional fuckwittage. Goodbye. View quote
Helen Fielding
My father was an army champion boxer... in the British army. And so he loved boxing and talked it up as a sport. But then when my brother and I were beating the crap out of each other, he was always trying to tone it down. But I am a fan of boxing. View quote
Hugh Jackman
Dude! Put a bell on. You don't walk up on a brother like that and scare the crap out of him. (Nick) Sorry. Didn't realize you scared like a little girl. (Acheron) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Tell me, did you summon me just so you could beat the crap out of me? Or is there a more productive reason for why I'm here? (Eros) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Where's a friggin' rocket when you need it? Ah, crap, Jaden, stop with the pollen. I hate that. Yeah, taste honey, you punk! (Acheron) View quote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful and being generous. Everything else is crap. View quote
Ashton Kutcher
The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful and being generous. Everything else is crap. I promise you. It's just crap that people try to sell to you to make you feel like less. So don't buy it. Be smart. Be thoughtful and be generous. (Ashton Kutcher)
I don't use a crap camera, I don't eat junk, and I'm not going to a dance where the boys are bores. View quote
Adriana Trigiani
I've done more crap than I care to remember. I really have. 'Airwolf.' 'Murder, She Wrote.' 'Amazon Women on the Moon.' But you learn from all these bad shows. What you don't want to do and what you don't want to be involved with. View quote
Bryan Cranston
Get all the crap out of your diet, just do it right for a week. Then just see what can happen. View quote
Dave Asprey
We're just not cut out for all this media circus crap. But then, you already knew that. View quote
James Patterson