Beer Quotes

Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. View quote
Dave Barry
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. View quote
Frank Zappa
Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations - wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco. View quote
Edmund Burke
They who drink beer will think beer. View quote
Washington Irving
Good people drink good beer. View quote
Hunter S. Thompson
Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night. View quote
Eminem
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. View quote
George Bernard Shaw
You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me. (Interview Magazine 2000). View quote
Anthony Kiedis
You write a book like that that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in your father's beer. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. (Gary Snyder)
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. View quote
Jack Nicholson
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. View quote
Henry Lawson
When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's good beer. View quote
Sherman Alexie
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. View quote
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. View quote
Dan Castellaneta
The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down. View quote
Ethel Waters
And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker festival, and hear a guy who's been drinking beer all day come up and tell you how good you are. For a long time in your life that will make you happy. View quote
Rick Derringer
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. View quote
Tom T. Hall
We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer. View quote
Zakk Wylde
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. (Kinky Friedman)
If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread. View quote
David Ricardo
There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks. Anything can happen. You can even get a full glass of beer at a cocktail lounge. View quote
Raymond Chandler
[...] beer results in ideas, which results in new code. View quote
Theo de Raadt
What's a punk band? Hey, who's got a beer? View quote
Bon Scott