Birthday Quotes

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. (Robert Frost)
A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband. View quote
Faina Ranevskaya
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. View quote
Faina Ranevskaya
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' View quote
Sam Levenson
New Year's Day is every man's birthday. View quote
Charles Lamb
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. View quote
Sammy Hagar
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' View quote
Steven Wright
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. View quote
George Harrison
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. View quote
Audrey Hepburn
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday. View quote
Paris Hilton
About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm. (Kurt Vonnegut)
There is still no cure for the common birthday. View quote
John Glenn
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. View quote
Steven Wright
When is man strong until he feels alone Colombe's Birthday. View quote
Robert Browning
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. View quote
Erma Bombeck
In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame. View quote
Annette Funicello
For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes. View quote
Chris Evans
Well, I started conducting kind of by accident. I wanted to give myself a special birthday present for my fortieth birthday, and I was living in San Francisco at the time and I started attending some of the concerts and then simply dropping hints. View quote
Bobby McFerrin
I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music. View quote
Barry White
When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th. View quote
Gloria Stuart
And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, my 50th Birthday, and Sydney Dance Company's 25th Anniversary. (Graeme Murphy)
I'm trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are diddling around with it and it probably won't be out until next year. I don't know. View quote
Marian McPartland
I went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then he came to a show of mine and we spoke back stage. The third time was at Brian Wilson's birthday party. View quote
Matthew Sweet
I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the auditorium and speak to the people for one of those Elvis days. View quote
Otis Blackwell
I suddenly realized how much I loved her when we attended Alfred Hitchcock's 75th birthday party last August. There was something magical about that night, and it made me see how much she really meant to me. View quote
Rod Taylor