Idiot Quotes - page 13

I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back in the day. Now I'm just an idiot. (Marlon Wayans)
You don't want to miss out on something and feel like an idiot. View quote
Kevin Connolly
I'm not a bling-bling guy; I can't pull it off. I just look like an idiot. View quote
Michael Vartan
A stylist might say you look amazing in anything. Your family will always tell you if you look a complete idiot. View quote
Mika
They could have been nice to me instead of treating me like an idiot. View quote
Norma McCorvey
I'm surrounded by friends and family who are not that impressed by celebrity. They don't have any problem telling me I'm acting like an idiot or I'm not that funny. View quote
Paloma Faith
Any idiot can put up a website. View quote
Patricia Briggs
You are not my high school crush, idiot.” "Great. I can die happy, then. View quote
Rachel Caine
I'm a vampire, idiot. I don't have x-ray vision." "Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a werewolf, bro. Probably be more useful right now. View quote
Rachel Caine
Perhaps it's not that I'm frigid-- it's that once I decide I like a guy, I turn into a raging idiot, unfit for public appearances. View quote
Rachel Cohn
Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And thugs don't often notice that they're thugs, usually because they're also idiots. (Robert Webb)
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. View quote
Ronnie Corbett
I would be an idiot to say comedy is easy, but it does come naturally. It never feels forced. View quote
Rashida Jones
I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day. View quote
Sean William Scott
There's a lot of us idiot actors that get tattoos and they cover them with makeup when you do a film. View quote
Sean William Scott
The reporter claimed he was going to write the article from my point of view. Instead, he made me sound like a little idiot. It made me never want to do another interview again. View quote
Tia Carrere
I'm an idiot. View quote
Tim Duncan
Dressing up, for me, is looking like an idiot. View quote
Theophilus London
I mean, look at her. Any idiot, you know, would quite taken with Amy. View quote
Vince Gill
I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want to be good, not something that people will laugh at. View quote
William Hung
Whether you are a genius or an idiot, a thief or, like me, a Zen priest who has cultivated the mind for 30 years - the mind anyway is subject to conditions. (Zoketsu Norman Fischer)
To every rule there is an exception-and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one! View quote
Vera Nazarian
If you have time to chatter, Read books. If you have time to read, Walk into mountain, desert and ocean. If you have time to walk, Sing songs and dance. If you have time to dance, Sit quietly, you happy, lucky idiot. View quote
Nanao Sakaki
You're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot. And you know what? You're right. View quote
Sonya Sones
I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collapsed. I couldn't stop crying, I had to go off sobbing like an idiot. View quote
Candice Bergen