Idiot Quotes - page 11

What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth. (Brandon Mull)
I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for. View quote
Brandon Mull
The poor idiot is a living testimonial to the fact that everything takes longer and costs more. Even magic can't get you around that. View quote
Glen Cook
I wrote a query letter to an editor - a friend of a friend. The editor called me an idiot, told me never to contact an editor directly, and then recommended three literary agents he had worked with before. Laurie Fox was one of them, and I've never looked back. View quote
Daniel H. Wilson
I'm an idiot who won the Literature Nobel Prize. View quote
Dario Fo
What are you doing?" "Looking for my fangs." "We don't grow fangs you idiot! View quote
Darren Shan
My father said that love at first sight should send you running, if you know what's good for you. It's your dark pieces having instant recognition with their dark pieces, he says. You're an idiot if you think it means you've met your soul mate. So I was an idiot. View quote
Deb Caletti
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. View quote
Janet Evanovich
A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity. View quote
Janet Evanovich
It takes courage to look like an idiot possibly and fall and fail but that's what it takes to learn to succeed so you have to be willing to practice or rehearse to work your risk muscle. View quote
John Assaraf
Every once in a while I play a true idiot, and they're really fun to play. (Elizabeth Banks)
Obviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25 per cent you're talking about greed. View quote
Carl Hiaasen
Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!” Of course it is! It's a Versace, you idiot! Bring help! I'm going to save this dress at all costs.” - Sam to Clare. View quote
Katie MacAlister
He's an idiot. It's pointless to try to convince him of anything. He's gone off the rails. We're in Crazytown. I don't even know why any of us are here. This is the worst job I've ever had. View quote
John F. Kelly
You're an idiot. [...] You are an illiterate. [...] You're censored. [...] You're an ignorant. [...] I don't give a shit about you. View quote
Jair Bolsonaro
I'm just saying if you want to reach large audiences, then rely on professionals, meaning people who are in the industry and are trained for it, rather than just idiot savants. View quote
Barry Diller
I'm not an idiot; I try not to look, but I see what people say about me on Facebook. I see other things written. But I don't care. View quote
Lindsey Vonn
It's a quality show and I think it came along at the right time, America wanted something stupid after the insanity of 9/11. The SpongeBob character is a naïve idiot but he also has a heart. He's a dumb, well-meaning person, like Forrest Gump or Jerry Lewis. View quote
Mr. Lawrence
I've had great success being a total idiot. View quote
Jerry Lewis
David Eddings:‏ I'm afraid that ignorance, hate, racism, and violence will be exacerbated by silence. If speaking out is not an answer then what is? Markus Persson:‏ Reading up on history, thinking for yourself, and not being an idiot. View quote
Markus Persson
The assumption that we would ever be called upon to perform this second task now appeared quite clearly to me as the most extravagant folly, based on a wild delusion conceived by a raving idiot. (Michael Shea)
Any idiot who knows five chords can bang a song together. But it's probably going to be rubbish. View quote
Joe Elliott
I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built up on the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think. View quote
Anne Sullivan Macy
Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy. View quote
Adam Brody
You treat an idiot like an idiot. View quote
Bikram Choudhury