Restaurant Quotes - page 19

When I run into couples who recognize me, it's usually the women who are the most friendly. Once, at a Greek restaurant in New York City, a huge family was seated at a table nearby. Late in the evening, the grandmother stood up and said, ‘Tera, I love you! I watch you all night long!' Her daughter almost had a heart attack out of embarrassment. The grandma replied, ‘Honey, I may be old, but I'm not dead yet!' (Tera Patrick)
I'm kinda looking forward to being old, you know really really old, so that I can lean over in a restaurant with my son or daughter and say: "You know what I just did? I just pissed myself, you deal with it, then carry on telling me about you job or divorce or whatever the fuck it is, I'm not really listening to you to be honest, which one are you Siobhan or Simon? I can never tell." View quote
Dylan Moran
Shit, every woman in here got a girlfriend they don't trust around their man. A good girlfriend too, it's like, "Yeah, I'll go shopping with her, but I ain't gonna leave that bitch alone with my man for five minutes, no." I remember one time, I was at a restaurant with me, my wife, and her girlfriend. And my wife gets up and goes, "Honey, I'm going to the bathroom." And I'm like, "All right, honey, I'll see you when you get back." And she goes, "No, you coming with me!" She made me come with her to the bathroom! And she did the right thing, 'cause I'd have fucked the girl; I'da fucked her. I'd have fucked her on a damn quesadilla, I didn't give a fuck. View quote
Chris Rock
Let's make sure we show up wherever we have to show up,” she said at a rally in Los Angeles on Saturday. "And if you see anybody from that Cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd. And you push back on them. And you tell them they're not welcome anymore, anywhere. View quote
Maxine Waters
We should... conclude that the abandoned big-box structures will not last more than one generation under any circumstances. [...] The same thing can be said about malls, strip malls, and chain restaurant buildings. Eventually, they will be the salvage yards and mines of the future. View quote
James Howard Kunstler