Restaurant Quotes

I can' t go to a restaurant and order food because I keep looking at the fonts on the menu. (Donald Knuth)
Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after night, they deny the existence of asparagus. View quote
Peter Ustinov
Pity the man who has a favorite restaurant, but not a favorite author. He's picked out a favorite place to feed his body, but he doesn't have a favorite place to feed his mind! View quote
Jim Rohn
It's easier to be faithful to a restaurant than it is to a woman. View quote
Federico Fellini
I was at this restaurant. The sign said Breakfast Anytime. So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance. View quote
Steven Wright
Maybe I'm like acts of Congress or your favorite chinese restaurant -- you don't really want to know what's going on behind the door. I'm a real study in contrast, I expect, looking from without. But it adds up to what you get on stage. View quote
David Lee Roth
Metaphysics is names about reality. Metaphysics is a restaurant where they give you a thirty-thousand-page menu and no food. View quote
Robert M. Pirsig
I can go to any restaurant without a reservation, but while I'm there, everyone's gonna be staring. View quote
Macaulay Culkin
Maybe come to think about it, that is the sign of an extrovert, in any event I have always from the earliest of ages found it difficult to wander into a restaurant on my own. View quote
Roger Moore
You can put the greatest seafood restaurant next to an average steak house in an urban area, and that steak house will do more business than the seafood place. If you go to the water, you can put an average seafood place next to the greatest steak house, and people are going to eat seafood. View quote
Tilman J. Fertitta
Find what's hot, find what's just opened and then look for the worst review of the week. There is so much to learn from watching a restaurant getting absolutely panned and having a bad experience. Go and see it for yourself. (Gordon Ramsay)
If you can play guitar and sing, you can probably get a gig down the road playing at a restaurant, but don't throw your life away chasing something that is so elusive it will only lead you to regret and may turn you bitter. View quote
Cliff Richard
Paul and I were both struggling actors. One night he would serve me in a restaurant, and the next night I would serve him. It was what out of work actors did. View quote
David Soul
If you have good food, people will come to your restaurant. View quote
Mickey Gilley
As a restaurateur, my job is to basically control the chaos and the drama. There's always going to be chaos in the restaurant business. View quote
Rocco DiSpirito
The restaurant chefs in Spain are breaking ground, but in terms of the everyday cooking in Spain I still hear people coming back and saying they were disappointed. I think it's because they're expecting the chef stuff. View quote
Sally Schneider
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like. View quote
Daniel Handler
Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: "We don't serve colored people here.” I said: "That's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.”. View quote
Dick Gregory
I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. View quote
Burt Lancaster
McDonald's being the official restaurant of the Olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer. View quote
Robert Downey Jr.
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. (P. G. Wodehouse)
The hardest novel to write was Dinner at the Homesick Restaurant. View quote
Anne Tyler
We have not seen a single Jew blow himself up in a German restaurant. We have not seen a single Jew destroy a church. We have not seen a single Jew protest by killing people. View quote
Wafa Sultan
In 1974 I nearly got into a fistfight with some early academic feminists in a restaurant when I casually alluded to a hormonal element in sex differences. It was utterly unacceptable at that time to think or say such a thing. ... If you have any doubts about the effect of hormones on emotion, libido and aggression, have a chat with a transexual, who must take hormones medically. He or she will set you straight. View quote
Camille Paglia
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. View quote
Henny Youngman