Fake Quotes

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. (Mitch Hedberg)
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. View quote
Sharon Stone
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. View quote
Groucho Marx
It's better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody. View quote
Matt Damon
Anything that consoles is fake. View quote
Iris Murdoch
Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah. View quote
Richard Bach
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. View quote
George Burns
You don't lose when you lose fake friends. View quote
Joan Jett
I'm not a film star, I am an actress. Being a film star is such a false life, lived for fake values and for publicity. View quote
Vivien Leigh
Cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to shortchange the Muse. It cannot be done. You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. View quote
William S. Burroughs
You're an expatriate. You've lost touch with the soil. You get precious. Fake European standards have ruined you. You drink yourself to death. You become obsessed by sex. You spend all your time talking, not working. You are an expatriate, see You hang around cafTs. (Ernest Hemingway)
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. View quote
Jean Giraudoux
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. View quote
Rita Rudner
I don't want to imitate life in movies; I want to represent it. And in that representation, you use the colors you feel, and sometimes they are fake colors. But always it's to show one emotion. View quote
Pedro Almodóvar
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one. View quote
Masashi Kishimoto
Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity. View quote
Bill Cosby
You cannot fake effort; talent is great, but perseverance is necessary. View quote
Amy Bloom
But there's the paradox of fiction - why do you cry when a fake character dies? It's the basis of art. You engage with people who don't exist and care about them as you would your friends and relatives. View quote
Michael Gruber
You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real. View quote
Victoria Abril
Robert Frost had always said you mustn't think of the last line first, or it's only a fake poem, not a real one. I'm inclined to agree. View quote
Howard Nemerov
Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. (Cesar Romero)
You can't fake this music. You might be a great singer or a great musician but, in the need, that's got nothing to do with it. It's how you connect to the songs and to the history behind them. View quote
Etta James
Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake. View quote
Victoria Jackson
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well. View quote
Carrie Fisher
If we discovered that, you know, space aliens were planning to attack and we needed a massive buildup to counter the space alien threat and really inflation and budget deficits took secondary place to that, this slump would be over in 18 months. ... There was a Twilight Zone episode like this in which scientists fake an alien threat in order to achieve world peace. Well, this time, we don't need it, we need it in order to get some fiscal stimulus. View quote
Paul Krugman