Jack Quotes - page 5

Jack: Oh, it's not that big a difference. You're twenty-five and I'm thirty-nine. (Jack Benny)
Marilyn Monroe: I know, Jack. But what about twenty-five years from now when I'm fifty and you're thirty-nine? View quote
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Jack: Yeah, then we ran out of water. For three weeks we couldn't even take a bath. View quote
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Jack Benny: We're a little late, so good night, folks. View quote
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Jack: I'm scared, I'm frightened. View quote
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Jack: I can't understand it. On your show you always win. View quote
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Jack: What do you mean, you think? Can't you tell? View quote
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Jack: What kind of tiger is that - Siberian or Bengal? View quote
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Jack: Hey, wait a minute. What kind of make up is this? View quote
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Jack: [Pointing to the tiger] He must have gone to a veterinarian in Denmark. View quote
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Jack Benny: Does it have to be both? (Jack Benny)
Jack Benny: That star has five points. View quote
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Jack: What do you think of this card I wrote for Don? "To Don from Jacky, Oh golly, oh shucks. I hope that you like it, It cost forty bucks. View quote
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Jack: [poking his head through the stage curtains] Bob, will you please give me my pants back? View quote
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Jack: No, I just want to reach 40. View quote
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Jack: [out of shot] Darn right I am. View quote
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Liberace: Would you like to stay for dinner, Jack? View quote
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Jack: Gee, I never thought of that. View quote
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Jack: I want to look tanned, not lumpy. View quote
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Jack: I know, but peanut butter? View quote
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Jack: I'm thinking it over! (Jack Benny)
Jack: Well, only if you have enough. I'd hate for you to run out to the zoo just for me. View quote
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Jack: Smell?... What do I want with smelling salts? View quote
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Jack: What's the matter? View quote
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Jack: It's really dangerous, here in the jungle. View quote
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