Drunk Quotes - page 7

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. (George Gobel)
If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the seedy or not so seedy fiction writer, the drunk or sober poet... Sometimes you can go looking for illumination. View quote
Harold Brodkey
I try to make myself, and subsequently the audience, as uncomfortable as possible, whether it's completely desecrating a song they thought was one thing, or getting too drunk to really do a very good job. View quote
J Tillman
The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk. View quote
Jacqueline du Pre
I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night. View quote
Kenny Hickey
There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk. View quote
M. F. K. Fisher
Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today. View quote
Mark Goddard
I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek. View quote
Max von Sydow
I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in. View quote
Oliver Reed
I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk. But I had a great time. View quote
Richard Widmark
So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great. (Rick Derringer)
Ive never drunk coffee. Im convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green or black tea. View quote
Saffron Aldridge
To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death. View quote
Sammy Davis, Jr.
And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine. View quote
Santiago Durango
A good wine has many qualities, I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart. View quote
Tom Araya
Sheriff Bart [waking up a drunk Jim in jail]: Are we awake? Jim "The Waco Kid": We don't know. Are we black? Sheriff Bart: Yes we are. Jim "The Waco Kid": Then we're awake, but we're very puzzled. View quote
Mel Brooks
The Church's approach to an intelligent carpenter is usually confined to exhorting him not to be drunk and disorderly in his leisure hours, and to come to church on Sundays. What the Church should be telling him is this: that the very first demand that his religion makes upon him is that he should make good tables. Church by all means, and decent forms of amusement, certainly-but what use is all that if in the very center of his life and occupation he is insulting God with bad carpentry? No crooked table legs or ill-fitting drawers ever came out of the carpenter's shop at Nazareth. Nor, if they did, could anyone believe that they were made by the same hand that made Heaven and earth. View quote
Dorothy L. Sayers
Do you find it easy to get drunk on words?" "So easy that, to tell you the truth, I am seldom perfectly sober. View quote
Dorothy L. Sayers
...I wonder if you remember the story mummy read us the evening Sebastian first got drunk - I mean the bad evening. "Father Brown" said something like "I caught him" (the thief) "with an unseen hook and and invisible line which is long enough to let him wander to the ends of the world and still to bring him back with a twitch upon the thread." View quote
Evelyn Waugh
Everyone is sinning, so it's no longer rebellious to sin. You're just a conformist if you're drunk; and naked; driving around in a loud motorcycle; smoking cigarrettes; breaking commandments; getting pregnant out of wedlock. Everyone's done that. That's so tired! View quote
Mark Driscoll
Perez [Hilton]: Are you drunk right now? Grohl: No, I gotta play. Perez: Britney Spears has been getting wasted all the time, hasn't stopped her. Grohl: Yeah, but she doesn't have to sing live. (Dave Grohl)
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. View quote
Harland Sanders
Well they closed down the auto plant in Mahwah late that month. Ralph went out lookin' for a job but he couldn't find none. He came home too drunk from mixin' Tanqueray and wine. He got a gun shot a night clerk now they call'm Johnny 99. View quote
Bruce Springsteen
The more the Dakota have to do with the white, the worse. The whites give him whiskey to get his furs and bimeby he don't want to trap so many furst but he want plenty more whiskey. The white traders take his girl, and all he get in swap is a disease. They take his land, and all he get is a leetle annuity so he don't do any work and starve slow. The Indian gets white man's gun an he is drunk and kill his own brother and they call him sinful. That's what he get from the white man-fine kettle, fine gun, fine blanket, the big pox, the small pox and religion. View quote
Sinclair Lewis
Elmer Gantry was drunk. He was eloquently drunk, lovingly and pugnaciously drunk. View quote
Sinclair Lewis