Drunk Quotes - page 2

Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk. (John Leguizamo)
Petition me no petitions, sir, to-day Let other hours be set apart for business. To-day it is our pleasure to be drunk And this our queen shall be as drunk as we. View quote
Henry Fielding
What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober. View quote
Kenneth Tynan
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. View quote
William Butler Yeats
You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. View quote
Ray Bradbury
There are people who read too much bibliobibuli. I know some who are constantly drunk on books, as other men are drunk on whiskey or religion. They wander through this most diverting and stimulating of worlds in a haze. . . View quote
H. L. Mencken
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. View quote
Lord Byron
For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone. View quote
Mikhail Bulgakov
I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library. View quote
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk. View quote
Augusten Burroughs
I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also experienced compassion and generosity, but only fleetingly and usually while drunk, so I have little memory. (Augusten Burroughs)
He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination. View quote
Romano Prodi
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk. View quote
Shmuel Yosef Agnon
A man should always be drunk, Minnie, when he talks politics – it's the only way in which to make them important. View quote
Sean O`Casey
Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.' View quote
Shannen Doherty
Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight. View quote
Bobby Vinton
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor. View quote
Gina Gershon
I was always playing the hard-bitten drunk. View quote
Sally Kellerman
After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me. View quote
Tracey Gold
Wouldn't it be terrible if you'd spent all your life doing everything you were supposed to do, didn't drink, didn't smoke, didn't eat things, took lots of exercise, all the things you didn't want to do, and suddenly one day you were run over by a big red bus, and as the wheels were crunching into you you'd say 'Oh my god, I could have got so drunk last night!' That's the way you should live your life, as if tomorrow you'll be run over by a big red bus. View quote
Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon
I have lived carefully, sheltered myself from the cold winds, eaten moderately of what was in season, drunk fine claret, slept in my own sheets; I shall live long. (Evelyn Waugh)
Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist. View quote
Doug Stanhope
Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!! View quote
Leonard Cohen
She wants to drink that man too, and then she can forget forever the cheap wine that you gulp down and that makes you feel drunk, but always leaves you with a headache and an empty space in your soul. View quote
Paulo Coelho
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus. View quote
Ozzy Osbourne