Drunk Quotes - page 19

My idol is Emile Zola. He was a man of the left, so people expected of him a kind of 'Les Miserables,' in which the underdogs are always noble people. But he went out, and found a lot of ambitious, drunk, slothful and mean people out there. Zola simply could not - and was not interested in - telling a lie. (Tom Wolfe)
He gave my hand a final shake. "Okay, Kemp,” he said with a grin. "Thanks a lot – you came through like a champ.” "Hell,” I said, starting the engine. "We're all champs when we're drunk. View quote
Hunter S. Thompson
It's what I know best. It's roots. It's Dazed And Confused and Friday Night Lights. It's border life and El Pato and Whataburger and getting drunk in a back of a pickup. It's dancing every weekend to country music, or Tejano music, or club music. It's the beach. It's, for better or worse, home. View quote
Mando Alvarado
Katy Perry must have been drunk when she married Russel [sic] Brand - but he did send me a nice letter of apology! View quote
Donald Trump
Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin a bloody man, vicious a coarse man, vulgar. View quote
Willa Cather
I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would. View quote
Nicole Richie
We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact there'd be no alcohol left in it. View quote
Neneh Cherry
I had gone to no such place but to the smoke of cafes and nights when the room whirled and you needed to look at the wall to make it stop, nights in bed, drunk, when you knew that that was all there was, and the strange excitement of waking and not knowing who it was with you, and the world all unreal in the dark and so exciting that you must resume again unknowing and not caring in the night, sure that this was all and all and all and not caring. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
I am drunk, seest thou? When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend his time with fools. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
Sorry. Was it awful?” "Being a rat? No. First it was disorienting. I was suddenly at ankle-level with everyone. I thought I'd drunk a shrinking potion, but I couldn't figure out why I had this urge to chew used gum wrappers. View quote
Cassandra Clare
Why do you tell me you love me only when you're drunk or dreaming? she asked. I have awful timing, said Simon. (Cassandra Clare)
I've met a few little people in my time. I met a little fella once and he was alright. He got drunk really quick, err, but he was alright. But it took me by surprise -like I've said about when I met Steve for the first time, it's only that same thing, then if we lived together I'm sure we'd get on a storm. View quote
Karl Pilkington
Kerouac had lots of class - stumbling drunk in the end, but read those last books. He never blames anybody else; he always blames himself. View quote
Ken Kesey
I got high on psychedelics before I was ever drunk. I never smoked. Then LSD came by. And to me it was the most wonderful thing that had ever happened... View quote
Ken Kesey
We'd just shared the last beer and slung the empty can out the window at a stop sign and were just waiting back to get the feel of the day, swimming in that kind of tasty drowsiness that comes over you after a day of going hard at something you enjoy doing -- half sunburned and half drunk and keeping awake only because you wanted to savor the taste as long as you could. View quote
Ken Kesey
Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and it's about comin' home. It's real music sung by real people for real people, the people that make up the backbone of this country. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary. View quote
Jeff Foxworthy
There's a joke in economics about the drunk who loses his keys in the street but only looks for them under the lightposts. When asked why, he says, 'because that's where the light is.' That's the problem with the deficit. View quote
Christina Romer
I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk. View quote
Eddie Van Halen
His among the clouded faces seemed unperturbed. He looked over the Americans, their gear. In truth, they did not look like men who might have whiskey they hadn't drunk. View quote
Cormac McCarthy
You know when you're [driving] drunk, you're like [Imitates car driving and going over the bumps on the edge of the road], behind you, you hear [Imitates big rig horn] [slurring] "Shut up, stupid!" You know, if you hear the magical sound [Imitates police siren], one of two things will pop in your head. Either one, [slurring] "I'm okay, I'm fine...I can beat this." Or two, [police siren] "I'm gonna go to jail. Ima gonna jail. Hey, gonna hafta let you go babe, Ima gonna jail. Tell the kids I love 'em, bye." View quote
Gabriel Iglesias
I was drunk. (Richelle Mead)
Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn't mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not always poets. View quote
Oscar Wilde
When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through. View quote
Jesse Jackson
There are few phrases that annoy me more than I won't bite. The only line that pisses me off faster is when some drunk, ham-faced dude in a bar sees me trying to get past him and barks: Smile, it can't be that bad! Yeah, actually, it can, jackwad. View quote
Gillian Schieber Flynn
And sometimes drunk women aren't raped; they just make stupid choices--and to say we deserve special treatment when we're drunk because we're women, to say we need to be, I find offensive. View quote
Gillian Schieber Flynn