Drunk Quotes

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk. (Charlie Chaplin)
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. View quote
Charles Darwin
My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk. View quote
Ozzy Osbourne
My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober. View quote
G. K. Chesterton
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. View quote
George Burns
Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales. View quote
Aleister Crowley
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. View quote
Gertrude Stein
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. View quote
Ambrose Bierce
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. (Mitch Hedberg)
Anyone who shoots a real gun at you when drunk and angry is simply not husband material, regardless of his taste in literature. View quote
James Tiptree, Jr
Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. View quote
Isaac Asimov
Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions. View quote
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The fact that a player is very short of time is to my mind, as little to be considered as an excuse as, for instance, the statement of the law-breaker that he was drunk at the time he committed the crime. View quote
Alexander Alekhine
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk. View quote
Richard Burton
As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind. View quote
Jack Kerouac
As far as I'm concerned the only thing to do is sit in a room and get drunk. View quote
Jack Kerouac
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. View quote
Samuel Johnson
Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk. View quote
Tom Waits
The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinaman or a Japanese, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them, except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russian have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk. (George S. Patton)
Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other. View quote
William Tecumseh Sherman
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. View quote
Bette Midler
Write drunk, edit sober. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination. View quote
Vin Scully