Jokes Quotes - page 3

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. (Rick Riordan)
Leo,” Jason said, "you're weird.” "Yeah, you tell me that a lot.” Leo grinned. "But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes...! View quote
Rick Riordan
People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart. View quote
Steve Harvey
The inside jokes weren't jokes anymore. They had become stories. Nobody brought up the bad names or the bad times. And nobody felt sad as long as we could postpone tomorrow with more nostalgia. View quote
Stephen Chbosky
It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body. View quote
Charlaine Harris
In my early writing, all of my characters were exactly the same person. They all spoke the same, made the same types of jokes, reacted the same, etc. I think they were all just me in disguise. View quote
James Dashner
Character is character and voice is voice, which translates nicely from writing novels to writing TV. But the process is different. You have a writer's room, people pitch you jokes and you collaborate. View quote
Jennifer Weiner
Half of the time I don't know what they're talking about; their jokes seem to relate to a past that everyone but me has shared. I'm a foreigner in the world and I don't understand the language. View quote
Jean Webster
When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents! View quote
Dick Bruna
I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be. View quote
Amy Schumer
A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes. (Zac Efron)
There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere. View quote
Mose Allison
Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best. View quote
Aziz Ansari
My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog. View quote
Cathy Guisewite
I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes. View quote
Neil LaBute
Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt the more complex stories for older children too. View quote
Margaret Mahy
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out. View quote
Tyler Posey
It seems to me that the good lord in his infinate wisdom gave us three things to make life bearable- hope, jokes, and dogs. But the greatest of these was dogs. View quote
Robyn Davidson
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. View quote
Allan Sloan
The first things I remember drawing were battles - big sheets of paper covered in terrible scenes of carnage - though when you looked closely there were little jokes and speech bubbles and odd things going on in the background. View quote
Anthony Browne
My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically. (Adam Brody)
It had more layers than an onion. These writers meant business. There was a level for everybody. Your major could be celestial mechanics, and there'd be celestial-mechanics jokes. View quote
Billy West
I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold. View quote
Bernhard Langer
Really, I'm pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes. View quote
Chace Crawford
The storyboard artists job is to plan out shot for shot the whole show, write all the dialog, and decide the mood, action, jokes, pacing, etc of every scene. View quote
Craig McCracken