Laughing Quotes

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. (Woody Allen)
What are you laughing at? You are laughing at yourselves! View quote
Nikolai Gogol
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. View quote
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. View quote
Langston Hughes
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. View quote
Jane Austen
Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. View quote
Clarence Darrow
I would put belly laughing at the top of my highlights list. They always say that laughter is the best medicine. View quote
Carol Vorderman
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. View quote
A. Whitney Brown
Laughing makes everything easier. View quote
Carmen Electra
I would like to go mad on one condition, namely, that I would become a happy madman, lively and always in a good mood, without any troubles and obsessions, laughing senselessly from morning to night. View quote
Emil Cioran
When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another. (Alan Alda)
Piping down the valleys wild, Piping songs of pleasant glee, On a cloud I saw a child, And he laughing said to me 'Pipe a song about a Lamb.' So I piped with merry cheer 'Piper, pipe that song again.' So I piped he wept to hear. View quote
William Blake
He loves to sit and hear me sing, Then, laughing, sports and plays with me Then stretches out my golden wing, And mocks my loss of liberty. View quote
William Blake
When the voices of children are heard on the green, And laughing is heard on the hill, My heart is at rest within my breast, And everything else is still. View quote
William Blake
We can consciously end our life almost anytime we choose. This ability is an endowment, like laughing and blushing, given to no other animal... in any given moment, by not exercising the option of suicide, we are choosing to live. View quote
Peter McWilliams
From a building right in front of my windows, I can observe the speed of the sunrises and sunsets. The voices of children playing, laughing, yelling, and crying on the playground crawl up to the eighth floor, where I write. Their voices sound so innocent from a distance. View quote
Andrea Hirata
I love making people laugh. And I love laughing. View quote
Kevin Hart
I'll never stop dreaming that one day we can be a real family, together, all of us laughing and talking, loving and understanding, not looking at the past but only to the future. View quote
LaToya Jackson
I checked myself out in that funeral parlour scene. I saw myself laughing, because there was a shot of Ed and I together and Mary was right in back of us. My head turned from the camera and I saw myself laughing, because Mary was absolutely brilliant in that thing. View quote
Gavin MacLeod
One day, we were doing a serious scene and fast talking like we do and we could not stop laughing and the director had to stop the production. We had to go to our trailer and calm down and do it all again. View quote
Victor Garber
You don't stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing. (Maurice Chevalier)
But Lord! to see the absurd nature of Englishmen, that cannot forbear laughing and jeering at every thing that looks strange. View quote
Samuel Pepys
When you think that most of us are doomed by divine grace to roast in hell, to say nothing of mortgages and hail and bad crops and extravagant womenfolks, 'tain't any laughing matter! View quote
Sinclair Lewis
Laughing and Love. They are both drugs. View quote
James Frey
And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste. View quote
George Carlin