Teeth Quotes

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths. (Bertrand Russell)
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth. View quote
Peter Ustinov
All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. View quote
Walt Disney
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. View quote
Rodney Dangerfield
When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground, and swish my tail, none of which is easy ! View quote
Anne, Princess Royal
All true language is incomprehensible, like the chatter of a beggar's teeth. View quote
Antonin Artaud
Whosoever, in writing a modern history, shall follow truth too near the heels, it may happily strike out his teeth. View quote
Walter Raleigh
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man. View quote
George Bernard Shaw
Let us have a dagger between our teeth, a bomb in our hands, and an infinite scorn in our hearts. View quote
Benito Mussolini
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. View quote
Alan Watts
Writing a novel is a terrible experience, during which the hair often falls out and the teeth decay. (Flannery O’Connor)
Americans may have no identity, but they do have wonderful teeth. View quote
Jean Baudrillard
If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet. View quote
Keith Richards
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. View quote
Herb Caen
Lo, when two dogs are fighting in the streets, With a third dog one of the two dogs meets With angry teeth he bites him to the bone, And this dog smarts for what that dog has done. View quote
Henry Fielding
She resembles the Venus de Milo: she is very old, has no teeth, and has white spots on her yellow skin. View quote
Heinrich Heine
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? View quote
Frank Moore Colby
Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he's got it all. View quote
James Brown
Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth. View quote
Dave Barry
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. View quote
Oscar Levant
If you meet somebody who's spent any length of time in prison, you don't let your guard down. Ever. And really, that's what that was about-if you open up too much, you're asking to get your teeth kicked in. (Tim Roth)
Economists have allowed themselves to walk into a trap where we say we can forecast, but no serious economist thinks we can. You don't expect dentists to be able to forecast how many teeth you'll have when you're 80. You expect them to give good advice and fix problems. View quote
Tim Harford
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair, and the first thing they grab is an iron hook. View quote
Bill Cosby
Let's be off before he gets his great horsey teeth into my poor lines of verse! View quote
Cornelia Funke
Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life. View quote
Joan Lunden