Tonight Quotes - page 23
We had a great event yesterday, an event that was so beautiful, young African American leaders. One of the things I asked them, and I've been thinking about this for a long time... And great people, great people. Some of them are here tonight. Do you like the name African American or Black? And they said, "Black!” all at the same time. No, true. I tell you. Because you say, "African American or Black?” And they said almost immediately, "Black.”.
Donald Trump
I went to see a band in New York. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said How many of you people feel like human beings tonight Then he said How many of you feel like animals And everyone cheered after the animals part. But the thing is, I cheered after the human being part because I did not know that there was a second part to the question.
Mitch Hedberg
I had always assumed we had an unspoken understanding about these things: that she didn't really mean I was a failure, and I really meant I would try to respect her opinions more. But listening to Auntie Lin tonight reminds me once agian: My mother and I never really understood one another. We translated each other's meanings and I seemed to hear less than what was said, while my mother heard more. No doubt she told Auntie Lin I was going back to school to get a doctorate.
Amy Tan
I'm going to take you out tonight,” he said. "Another Heisenberg dinner.”
"What's that?”
"Uncertainty,” Edward said crisply. "We know where we are going, but not what we are going to eat. Or vice versa.”
"Sounds wonderful. Which car?”
"The Quantum, of course.”
"Oh, Lord. We just had the speedometer fixed.”
"And the steering went out?
Greg Bear
