Cat Quotes - page 4

But think of the glory of the choice! That makes a man a man. A cat has no choice, a bee must make honey. There's no godliness there. (John Steinbeck)
She watches him as a cat would watch a mouse. View quote
Jonathan Swift
When I play with my cat, who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me? View quote
Michel de Montaigne
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat. View quote
Douglas Adams
Arguing with reality it like trying to teach a cat to bark. View quote
Byron Katie
A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet. View quote
Helen Rowland
Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a door at the top."). View quote
Terry Pratchett
Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many people would suggest is about as far as you need to go. View quote
Terry Pratchett
Where is home? I've wondered where home is, and I realized, it's not Mars or someplace like that, it's Indianapolis when I was nine years old. I had a brother and a sister, a cat and a dog, and a mother and a father and uncles and aunts. And there's no way I can get there again. View quote
Kurt Vonnegut
Thou art a cat, and a rat, and a coward. View quote
Miguel de Cervantes
No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail. (Brian Greene)
One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home. View quote
Pam Brown
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. View quote
Ogden Nash
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. View quote
Mark Twain
A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them. View quote
Mark Twain
A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. View quote
Mark Twain
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. View quote
Mark Twain
The devil is not abroad at night in the form of a cat or a wolf or any other animal. He lives eternally in the hearts of men. View quote
Craig Ferguson
Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol! View quote
Mikhail Bulgakov
The cat would eate fish, and would not wet her feete. View quote
John Heywood
A cat may looke on a King. (John Heywood)
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat. View quote
John Heywood
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. View quote
Andre Norton
Never wear anything that panics the cat. View quote
P. J. O'Rourke
Besides, you're a cat. It's your nature to think you're the center of the universe. View quote
Rick Riordan