Cat Quotes

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. (Oliver Herford)
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. View quote
Groucho Marx
If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. View quote
Mark Twain
A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it. View quote
Laurence J. Peter
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice. View quote
Deng Xiaoping
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing. View quote
William S. Burroughs
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. View quote
Steven Wright
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephantand the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. View quote
Pablo Picasso
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. View quote
Robert A. Heinlein
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance. View quote
James Thurber
The fog comeson little cat feet. It sits looking overharbor and cityon silent haunchesand then moves on. (Carl Sandburg)
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. View quote
Mark Twain
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this And radio operates exactly the same way you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. View quote
Albert Einstein
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. View quote
Marie Corelli
I like animals, all animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog-or a chicken or a cow. And I wouldn't ask someone else to hurt them for me. That's why I'm a vegetarian. View quote
Peter Dinklage
As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. View quote
Cleveland Amory
When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web... Now even my cat has its own page. View quote
Bill Clinton
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat. View quote
Robert A. Heinlein
Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything. View quote
Robert A. Heinlein
When you're special to a cat, you're special indeed, she brings to you the gift of her preference of you, the sight of you, the sound of your voice, the touch of your hand. (Lester B. Pearson)
It is good to be a cynic - it is better to be a contented cat - and it is best not to exist at all. Universal suicide is the most logical thing in the world - we reject it only because of our primitive cowardice and childish fear of the dark. If we were sensible we would seek death - the same blissful blank which we enjoyed before we existed. View quote
H. P. Lovecraft
It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal... one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly. View quote
Théophile Gautier
CAT, n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle. View quote
Ambrose Bierce
Hang sorrow, carell kill a cat. View quote
Ben Jonson