Silly Quotes - page 7

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. (Tim Heidecker)
People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. View quote
Tim Vine
With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke. View quote
Tim Vine
I enjoy doing these silly little videos, and a lot of stuff online is stuff I actually created for my live comedy shows. View quote
Tom Lenk
Don't be afraid to look silly. View quote
Tara Strong
Out of all the ridiculous religion stories - which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous - the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah, there's this big, giant universe, and it's expanding, and it's all going to collapse on itself, and we're all just here, just 'cuz. Just 'cuz.' That to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever. View quote
Trey Parker
If you were to come to the set of Alias, you'd know how silly we all are. And I mean, silly. View quote
Victor Garber
The ruling in the Paula Jones case is so silly. View quote
Vincent Bugliosi
Obama has been attacked repeatedly for not wearing a flag pin, with Republicans claiming that his patriotism is in question. It's all a bit silly. View quote
Will Thomas
My singing wasn't horrible, but my dancing really made it look silly. It's not like I'm a horrible singer that can't sing. But I don't have the consistency or the presentation skills that a good performer has. View quote
William Hung
Comedy is a weird but very beautiful thing. Even though it seems foolish and silly and crazy, comedy has the most to say about the human condition. Because if you can laugh, you can get by. You can survive when things are bad when you have a sense of humor. (Mel Brooks)
I am well aware that in theological and democratic terms I am, no more than "God's silly vassal" View quote
Alex Salmond
With respect to my following, or, more accurately, being led by other members of the Court, that is silly, but expected since I couldn't possibly think for myself. And what else could possibly be the explanation when I fail to follow the jurisprudential, ideological and intellectual, if not anti-intellectual, prescription assigned to blacks. Since thinking beyond this prescription is presumptively beyond my abilities, obviously someone must be putting these strange ideas into my mind and my opinions. View quote
Clarence Thomas
Around the time that I recorded the first Foo Fighters tape, I was reading a lot of books on UFO's. ... So, since I had recorded the first record by myself, playing all the instruments, but I wanted people to think that it was a group, I figured that FOO FIGHTERS - WW2 term for UFO's - might lead people to believe that it was more than just one guy. Silly, huh? Had I actually considered this to be a career, I probably would have called it something else, because it's the stupidest fucking band name in the world. View quote
Dave Grohl
I have my ideas, I have my music and I also just enjoy showing off, so that's a big part of it. Also, I like to get up onstage and behave insanely or express myself physically, and the band can get pretty silly. View quote
Bruce Springsteen
You can go from doing something quite silly to something dead serious in the blink of an eye, and if you're making those connections with your audience then they're going to go right along with it. View quote
Bruce Springsteen
He considered horoscopes as silly as spectacles on a cow. View quote
Robert A. Heinlein
I knew that the stupidest students, the silliest professors, and the worst bull courses are concentrated in schools of education. View quote
Robert A. Heinlein
We don't have to be convincing-not in the sense of getting converts. Real converts might prove to be a nuisance. We just have to be convincing enough to look like a legitimate religion to our overlords. And that doesn't have to be very convincing. All religions look equally silly from the outside. View quote
Robert A. Heinlein
For three hundred years the race had glazed windows. Then they shut themselves up in little air-conditioned boxes and stared at silly television pictures instead. One might as well be on Luna. View quote
Robert A. Heinlein
To be sure, some humans were always doing silly things-but at what point had prime damfoolishness become commonplace? When for example, had the zombie-like professional models become accepted ideals of American womanhood? (Robert A. Heinlein)
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel. View quote
Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Without the Christian explanation of original sin, the seemingly silly story of Adam and Eve and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, there was no explanation of conflict. At all. View quote
Don Miller (author)
"Faith mountains move" I hear: I see the practice of the world unheed The foolish vaunt, the blatant boast that serves our vanity to feed. "Faith stands unmoved"; and why? Because man's silly fancies still remain, And will remain till wiser man the day-dreams of his youth disdain. View quote
Richard Francis Burton
Some men have a silly theory about beautiful women - that somewhere along the line they'll turn into a monster. That movie gave them a chance to watch it happen. View quote
Salma Hayek