Bank Quotes

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. (Woody Allen)
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. View quote
Bob Hope
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion. View quote
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. View quote
Robert Frost
If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. View quote
J. Paul Getty
I put my money in the bank: I have to think of life after modeling, when I'm not famous any more. View quote
Eva Herzigova
Any general statement is like a check drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it. View quote
Ezra Pound
The president has very little effect on the economy. If you want to put blame or credit, the main person who influences the business cycle is the head of the Federal Reserve Bank. View quote
Robert Fogel
What is robbing a bank compared with founding a bank. View quote
Bertolt Brecht
The bank, Mr. Van Buren, is trying to kill me, but I will kill it. View quote
Andrew Jackson
How lovely the little river is, with its dark changing wavelets It seems to me like a living companion while I wander along the bank, and listen to its low, placid voice . . . (George Eliot)
The people who come to watch us play, who love the team and regard it as part of their lives, would never appreciate Liverpool having a huge balance in the bank. They want every asset we possess to be wearing a red shirt. View quote
Kenny Dalglish
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time. View quote
Steven Wright
What is the burgling of a bank to the founding of a bank? View quote
Bertolt Brecht
Money doesn't mean anything to me. I've made a lot of money, but I want to enjoy lie and not stress myself building my bank account. I give lots away and live simply, mostly out of a suitcase in hotels. We all know that good health is much more important. View quote
Keanu Reeves
Upon the sacredness of property civilization itself depends - the right of the laborer to his hundred dollars in the savings bank, and equally the legal right of the millionaire to his millions. View quote
Andrew Carnegie
While the river of life glides along smoothly, it remains the same river; only the landscape on either bank seems to change. View quote
Max Müller
We can also reassure our Palestinian partners that we understand the importance of territorial contiguity in the West Bank for a viable Palestinian state ... View quote
Ariel Sharon
When running a Ponzi scheme, how does one avoid enormous, unexpected withdrawals - runs on the bank, so to speak - that would pull back the curtain and reveal a little man blowing smoke? One way would be to attract a core of investors who could be counted on to never withdraw more than a small percentage of principal each year. View quote
Mitchell Zuckoff
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. View quote
Bethenny Frankel
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. (Al Goldstein)
In the rainy season, sometimes to get to the first lesson we had to run really quick, because we had to cross the river to school and we'd have to go up and down the bank to find a place to cross because there is no bridge. View quote
Haile Gebrselassie
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. View quote
Irwin Corey
Once the brokerage house, rather than the bank, became the locus for American savings, that money would find its way into the stock market, because the broker was someone with a much higher tolerance for risk than the banker. View quote
Ron Chernow
The World Bank is now the biggest culprit in the debt crisis. View quote
Susan George