Miserable Quotes - page 15
The Good Samaritan was not a Hebrew. He was not one of "the chosen people.” He was a poor, "miserable heathen,” who knew nothing about the Jehovah of the Old Testament, and who had never heard of the "scheme of salvation.” And yet, according to Christ, he was far more charitable than the Levites-the priests of Jehovah, the highest of "the chosen people.” Is it not perfectly plain from this story that charity was in the world before Christianity was established?
Robert G. Ingersoll
By Christianity I do not mean charity, mercy, kindness, forgiveness. I mean no natural virtue, because all the natural virtues existed and had been practiced by hundreds and thousands of millions before Christ was born. There certainly were some good men even in the days of Christ in Jerusalem, before his death. By Christianity I mean the ideas of redemption, atonement, a good man dying for a bad man, and the bad man getting a receipt in full. By Christianity I mean that system that insists that in the next world a few will be forever happy, while the many will be eternally miserable. Christianity, as I have explained it, must be protected, guarded, and sustained by law. It was founded by the sword that is to say, by physical force,-and must be preserved by like means.
Robert G. Ingersoll
Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they could just say, "So what." That's one of my favorite things to say. "So what." "My mother didn't love me." So what. "My husband won't ball me." So what. "I'm a success but I'm still alone." So what. I don't know how I made it through all the years before I learned how to do that trick. It took a long time for me to learn it, but once you do, you never forget.
Andy Warhol
