Christmas Quotes - page 4

It was the beginning of the greatest Christmas ever. Little food. No presents. But there was a snowman in their basement. (Markus Zusak)
Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help. View quote
Andy Borowitz
You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives. View quote
Andy Borowitz
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. View quote
P. J. O'Rourke
I just love family meetings. Very cozy, with the Christmas garlands round the fireplace and a nice pot of tea and a detective from Scotland Yard ready to arrest you. View quote
Rick Riordan
Lei had recently discovered how to change the display, like the Times Square JumboTron, so now the banner read: Merry Christmas! All your presents belong to Leo! View quote
Rick Riordan
The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood. View quote
Richard Paul Evans
Mayor: How horrible our Christmas will be! Jack Skellington: *No.* [the Mayor switches to his upset face] Jack Skellington: How *jolly*! Mayor: Oh. How *jolly* our Christmas will be. View quote
Tim Burton
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. View quote
Phyllis Diller
Christmas time, we can remember with deep thanksgiving the amazing Christmas gift of God Himself, when God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him. View quote
Henry M. Morris
I've been playing on Christmas for the last 10, 11, 12 years. So just got to get up early with the babies, and give them their toys and try to get a nap in and just come to play. (Shaquille O'Neal)
I was at the vice president's Christmas party. I thought that his speech was spectacular, and I knew that it was a very emotional and difficult thing for him to do, but I admonished him for not waiting just one more stinking day. View quote
Bradley Whitford
If the Angels won, the entire Earth would be nothing but one giant Christmas frickin' morning, a choking wave of happiness and warmth and caring and sharing taking over everything. View quote
J.R. Ward
We Greeks are a moody people. Suicide makes sense to us. Putting up Christmas lights after your own daughter does it-that makes no sense. What mycould never understand about America was why everyone pretended to be happy all the time. View quote
Jeffrey Eugenides
There was something disruptive about Christmas and not only in the merely material way. The original Christmas had proved exceedingly disrupting to the entire world and the tremors of the original event vibrated through every life year by year. View quote
Elizabeth Goudge
When I was 12, all I wanted for Christmas was a trampoline or a four-wheeler. I ended up getting both presents for Christmas. View quote
Chris Brown
Well, I like to eat, sleep, drink, and be in love. I like to work, read, learn, and understand life. I like a pipe for a Christmas present, or records - Bessie, bop, or Bach. I guess being colored doesn't make me not like the same things other folks like who are other races. View quote
Langston Hughes
I grew up with the classics. My mom and I would sit and watch 'Singin' in the Rain' and 'White Christmas' - those kind of movies. View quote
Lucas Grabeel
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it. View quote
Richard Lamm
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected. View quote
Jimmy Cannon
My mother, she had a very good attitude toward money. I'm very grateful for the fact that we had to learn to save. I used to get like 50 pence a week, and I'd save it for like five months. And then I'd spend it on Christmas presents. I'd save up like eight pounds. It's nothing, but we did that. (Gemma Arterton)
Chum was a British boy's weekly which, at the end of the year was bound into a single huge book; and the following Christmas parents bought it as Christmas presents for male children. View quote
A. E. van Vogt
According to an ancient Sardinian legend, the bodies of those who are born on Christmas Eve will never dissolve into dust but are preserved until the end of time. View quote
Grazia Deledda
People say I don't write books, I make Christmas presents. View quote
Bryce Courtenay
Christmas is a time of year that's so romantic. View quote
Katharine McPhee