Christmas Quotes - page 26

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. (Jerry Seinfeld)
It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to believe in Santa Claus - but it is still a profoundly morbid day for us working professionals. It is unsettling to know that one out of every twenty people you meet on Xmas will be dead this time next year.... Some people can accept this, and some can't. That is why God made whiskey, and also why Wild Turkey comes in $300 shaped canisters during most of the Christmas season... View quote
Hunter S. Thompson
My favorite traditional Christmas movie that I like to watch is All Quiet on the Western Front. It's just not December without that movie in my house. View quote
Tom Hanks
Midnight, and the clock strikes. It is Christmas Day, the werewolves birthday, the door of the solstice still wide enough open to let them all slink through. View quote
Angela Carter
As long as you're rememberin' baby Jesus, does it matter when you're rememberin' 'im[Karl on how he hates Christmas being the same date each year]. View quote
Karl Pilkington
That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it; December 25th. View quote
Karl Pilkington
On Christmas morning, before we could open our Christmas presents, we would go to this stranger's home and bring them presents. I remember helping clean the house up and putting up a tree. My father believed that you have a responsibility to look after everyone else. View quote
George Clooney
While Jesus is saving, I'm spending all my days in backgrounds and landscapes with the languages of saints. While people are spinning like toys on Christmas day, I'm inside a still life with the other absentee. View quote
St. Vincent (musician)
At Christmas be merry and thankful withal, And feast thy poor neighbors, the great with the small. View quote
Thomas Tusser
In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea. View quote
Richard Bach
I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it's like going to somebody else's Christmas dinner, everyone knows everyone, and you're there and you're not quite sure what you're supposed to be doing. (John Cleese)
Christmas morning, I'm going to open presents with my kids. I'm going to take pictures of them opening the presents. Then I'm going to come to the Staples Center and get ready to work. View quote
Kobe Bryant
I think you know grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents that are walkin' on their pants with their cap on backwards, listenin' to the Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg and they don't like 'em. View quote
Alan K. Simpson
My family makes these vinegars - out of everything from grapes to peaches and cherries. We go through the whole process with the giant vat and drainer, label them, and give them as Christmas presents. View quote
Mario Batali
That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it's what we're programmed to love. View quote
Chuck Palahniuk
I know that a Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania is about the most random place for a country singer to come from, but I had an awesome childhood. View quote
Taylor Swift
Christmas comes during a season when the Earth is in its darkest time. It's a holiday for the family and for everyone. View quote
Melissa Etheridge
My mother was a not-too-devoted atheist. She went to Episcopal church on Christmas Eve every year, and that was mostly it. View quote
Anne Lamott
When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going; there was no reason to quit. View quote
Jeff Dunham
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more! View quote
Dr. Seuss
And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more. (Dr. Seuss)
Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand. View quote
Dr. Seuss
Christmas doesn't come from a store, maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.... View quote
Dr. Seuss
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone. View quote
Charles M. Schulz
I had too much praise, too much flattery and fawning over and I needed to remember who I was, where I came from. One time I called a relative in Tupelo. It was Christmas and they were havin' dinner. I asked, 'What?' and she was kind of quiet, then said, 'Meat loaf. View quote
Elvis Presley