Club Quotes

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. (Jack London)
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. View quote
Naguib Mahfouz
Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi. View quote
Larry Wall
At the moment there are some England players who are the stars of their club teams, but not for their country. It's difficult to explain. View quote
Diego Maradona
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is. View quote
Ogden Nash
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. View quote
Groucho Marx
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member. View quote
Groucho Marx
I don't care to join and club that's prepared to have me as a member. View quote
Groucho Marx
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. View quote
Groucho Marx
You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a woman's club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town. View quote
O. Henry
It has been an honor and a privilege to have had the chance to come back to Liverpool Football Club as manager. (Kenny Dalglish)
Now when an American has an idea, he directly seeks a second American to share it. If there be three, they elect a president and two secretaries. Given four, they name a keeper of records, and the office is ready for work; five, they convene a general meeting, and the club is fully constituted. View quote
Jules Verne
It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his planet; the bylaws are shorter, and he is personally acquainted with the other members. View quote
E. B. White
Most original viewers of the Mickey Mouse Club didn't face the crush of family and social problems children have today. View quote
Annette Funicello
I'd rather hang out with five people that I love than with 400 strangers at a club who are all doing the up-and-down inspection thing. They appraise everybody from head to toe - the outfit, the handbag, the shoes, how much they weigh... I can't stand it! View quote
Sophia Bush
Buy a steak for a player on another club after the game, but don't even speak to him on the field. Get out there and beat them to death. View quote
Leo Durocher
I'm not much of a club goer because every time I do go I get in trouble. View quote
Lita Ford
Ronald Reagan gave our party a bowling alley image as opposed to a country club image. We were talking to people who go bowling on Thursday night, and they were understanding what we were saying. View quote
Pete du Pont
But I spent just two calendar years at Cornell University, though it was covering more than three years of work, and then went to medical school and did become interested in psychiatry, and even helped form a kind of psychiatry club in medical school. View quote
Robert Jay Lifton
The real beauty of it - key to my life was playing key chords on a banjo. For somebody else it may be a golf club that mom and dad put in their hands or a baseball or ballet lessons. Real gift to give to me and put it in writing. View quote
Vince Gill
But, on another level it's really sort of this really cool coming of age story, it reminds me of like The Breakfast Club or something like that, if I can be so bold to associate with The Breakfast Club. (Will Estes)
I sent the club a wire stating, "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER". View quote
Groucho Marx
The Commonwealth is a mere club, but it has become like an 'Animal Farm' where some members are more equal than others. How can Blair claim to regulate and direct events and still say all of us are equals? View quote
Robert Mugabe
The sombre-suited masculine world of the Protestant religion is altogether too much like a gentlemen's club to which the ladies are only admitted on special days. View quote
Marina Warner
Three months later, on September 5, 2001, at a pro-am event preceding the Canadian Open at the Royal Montreal Golf Club, I was invited to play a round with Tiger Woods. Nothing in the game of politics had ever been as nerve-racking as that game of golf. View quote
Jean Chrétien