Fat Quotes

Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal. (Uma Thurman)
None of us wanted to be the bass player. In our minds he was the fat guy who always played at the back. View quote
Paul McCartney
You can be fat and still be sexy . It all depends on how you feel about yourself. View quote
Elizabeth Taylor
I never apologized for anything in my life. The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon. If a fat pig like Roger Ebert doesn't like my movie, then I'm sorry for him. View quote
Vincent Gallo
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. View quote
Erma Bombeck
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? No - no, your lean, hungry men who are continually worrying society, and setting the whole community by the ears. View quote
Washington Irving
Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out. View quote
Cyril Connolly
There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less. View quote
Bertrand Russell
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run. View quote
Elbert Hubbard
The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat. View quote
Albert Einstein
Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat. (Neal Barnard)
For the first 50 years of your life the food industry is trying to make you fat. Then, the second 50 years, the pharmaceutical industry is treating you for everything. View quote
Pierre Dukan
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? View quote
Woody Allen
They lard their lean books with the fat of others' works. View quote
Robert Burton
Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table. View quote
Jesse Ventura
Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100 mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had. View quote
Linus Torvalds
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. View quote
Jack Nicholson
Anger as soon as fed is dead - 'Tis starving makes it fat. View quote
Emily Dickinson
Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat. View quote
Hermann Göring
Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me. View quote
Gabriel García Márquez
I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'. (Ronald Reagan)
A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts. View quote
Jerome
I just look at her and she creeps me out. She looks like she would eat a baby. Not that she's fat. She just looks hungry in some dangerous way that can't be explained. She's always so nice and friendly. Exactly the disposition of a baby killer. View quote
Augusten Burroughs
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. View quote
P. J. O'Rourke
Good enough is good enough. Perfect will make you a big fat mess every time. View quote
Rebecca Wells