Joke Quotes - page 7

I had a lot of bad jobs but the one big internship I had is I interned for 'SNL' when I was 21 years old and that was the joke. You intern there and you think man, I'm going to be with the writers and the great comedians. Then you're getting everybody sandwiches and then the doors close and then all the great creatives are doing the work. (Jake M. Johnson)
Sometimes I can't think of a better way to end my day than coming home and just strumming my ukulele for a few minutes. I mean, I joke around and tell people that it's an entire yoga session in one strum, you know? View quote
Jake Shimabukuro
Back in the day, if someone said that hip hop and rap was a fad, that was a joke to me because they just didn't know what they were talking about. In reality, there were so many people who didn't know what they were talking about it. View quote
Jam Master Jay
I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle, a joke, or a prank. View quote
James Brolin
My mother doesn't cook; my grandmother didn't cook. Her kids were raised by servants. They would joke about Sunday night dinner. It was the only night she would cook, and apparently it was just horrendous, like scrambled eggs and Campbell's soup. View quote
Katharine Weymouth
I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. Its great when somebody can tell a joke that really makes you laugh hard, but to see some kind of personal interaction that no one could write is so good. Those are always the things that make me laugh. View quote
Luke Wilson
In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. View quote
Lynda Barry
As for pictures and museums, that don't trouble me. The worst of going abroad is that you've always got to look at things of that sort. To have to do it at home would be beyond a joke. View quote
Margaret Oliphant
I remember when I was in college, I used to watch Julia Child's cooking show during dinner and joke with my roommates about becoming a TV chef. View quote
Martin Yan
I used to joke that if acting didn't work out, poetry was my commonsense fallback. View quote
Merritt Wever
Any time you can be with like-minded people, laughing or crying over the same joke or the same scene... For me it's therapeutic. You just feel a little less alone on the planet. (Michael De Luca)
That was really so upsetting when you are trying to pass on some very serious knowledge and be basically, treated worse than a student coming off the street because his father pays the tuition. Come on. Give me a break. This is no school. This is a joke. View quote
Miroslav Vitous
The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn't funny on some level is quite hard. View quote
Ned Beauman
I think that every show on television has its place. I think Married With Children or, I don't know, The Nanny... some people want to go home, turn on the TV and be able to iron their clothes or grab a sandwich. Come out and catch a joke and not have to follow the story. View quote
Peter Krause
Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level. View quote
Patrice O'Neal
But today, I feel the genuine warmth, the affection, and although I may joke about it, I am touched. View quote
Perry Como
For the amount of talent I had - and I couldn't dance, act, or tell a joke - I enjoyed a tremendous career. View quote
Perry Como
I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter, because I really am quite the joke. View quote
Peta Wilson
My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs. View quote
Richard Marx
I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. View quote
Rip Taylor
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. (Ronnie Barker)
My music has a high irritation factor. I've always tried to say something. Eccentric lyrics about eccentric people. Often it was a joke. But I would plead guilty on the grounds that I prefer eccentricity to the bland. View quote
Randy Newman
We associate the North Atlantic with cod. The motto of Newfoundland used to be 'In cod we trust.' It was a joke, but it was essentially true. But there is no cod anymore. And that's extraordinary. It's all because of either greed or politics - Canadian politics. View quote
Simon Winchester
On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punch line in a joke or movement or emotion according to an audience. View quote
Sylvester McCoy
I always joke with people that having nephews is the best birth control there is. View quote
Tahj Mowry