Joke Quotes - page 6

Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke. (Alex Winter)
The critics had an image of me, and they wouldn't accept any other... I was a cartoon character. A joke. View quote
Ann-Margret
I like to joke that I probably hold the world record for rejection letters. Yes, the truth is that I was fed up of being rejected repeatedly, and self-publication was an act of defiance at traditional publishing. But life works in strange ways. View quote
Ashwin Sanghi
I always thought of Levittown as a joke. View quote
Bill Griffith
Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it. View quote
Brian P. Cleary
I'm not much of a joke writer. View quote
Ben Falcone
What I don't understand is these people who go on the street wearing riding clothes, and they have never been on a horse. They ought to have their heads examined, really. It's a joke. But, let's face it, we live in a fantasy world. View quote
C. Z. Guest
U.S. soldiers, with whom I now have more than a passing acquaintance, joke that they track my movements in order to know where they will be deployed next. View quote
Christiane Amanpour
I have Bob Dylan lyrics on my ribs. I'm a diehard Dylan fan, and my dad and I joke that if I ever met him, I'd have him sign his name right under my tattoo and then I'd run to the parlor to get his signature tattooed. View quote
Carly Chaikin
The why is what makes journalism an adult game. The why is what makes policy coherent and useful. The why is what transforms bureaucrats and foot soldiers and political leaders into viable instruments of rational and affirmative change. The why is everything and without it, the very suggestion of human progress becomes a cosmic joke. View quote
David Simon
Chevy Chase and Bill Murray - we thought those guys were funny. We love Bill Murray, but we didn't think they were right for Airplane! because it would step on the joke if there was a known comedian. (David Zucker)
If I just do everything the opposite of what my dad did, I think that will make things pretty easy. I can joke about it now because I'm past that stage where it used to hurt. By having a kid, it's gone. I could take all that negative energy that I had and put it in a positive way. View quote
Derrick Rose
I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much. View quote
Don Adams
When my family all got together, I'd always get up and entertain everyone, but it was all a bit of a joke. My first real memory of singing for people was when I was about eleven or 12. View quote
Duffy
The girl-next-door image is a sort of joke; for years, I couldn't get any roles other than as somebody dark. View quote
Felicity Kendal
The whole westward expansion myth is seen as romantic. But it's a joke, a blot on American history. View quote
Frank Waters
A rumor that followed me forever was that my family was in the mafia. For years I had to live with it. They'd call me the mafia princess, so I rolled with it for the rest of high school. People even joke about it today. View quote
Giuliana Rancic
The insular arrogance of the English character is a commonplace joke. View quote
Goldwin Smith
Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it. View quote
Howie Carr
Sometimes my colleagues joke and call me Hannah. View quote
Hanoi Hannah
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke. (Harold Ramis)
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere. View quote
Jeff Ross
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. View quote
Jenny Eclair
Candidates should be extremely cautious in displaying a sense of humor. If he or she tells a joke with a point, there is almost certain to be some minority group offended. View quote
Jack Germond
If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first. View quote
Jimmy Nail