Joke Quotes - page 35
Hey, this is a joke that I wrote a long time ago. I actually, I really really, wrote this joke. [Following in reverse] So I'm walking down the street, right? And I saw this prostitute, right? And I said, 'How much?' She said, 'For $300, I'll do anything you want.' I said, 'Bitch, paint my house!'
Chris Rock
I came for one simple, basic reason - not a joke: to say thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you for your service. Thank you for who you are. And thank you for what you're doing.
And as my grandfather would say every time I walked out of his house - he'd yell at me, "Joey” - in Scranton - he said, "Keep the faith.” And my grandmother - my grandmother would yell, all kidding aside - this is serious - she'd yell, "No, spread it.” You're spreading the faith.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. May God bless you all and keep you safe. May God protect our troops.
Joe Biden