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Joke Quotes - page 30

The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book. (Ron Reagan)
My biggest superhero of writing is Jorge Luis Borges, the Argentine fabulist. He's an amazingly perceptive writer, but also willing to make a joke. View quote
John Hodgman
It's so funny that people think I actually ran for President. I am maybe the most un-political person you're ever going to meet. When I put "Elected" out, it was definitely a satire ... "Alice Cooper for President" ... when everybody realized I was running against Nixon, you known, even on a joke level, I think I got a lot of write-in votes. View quote
Alice Cooper
And the joke of it was that the man who went out to look for adventure only saw a bit of the game, and I who sat in my chambers saw it all and pulled the strings. 'They also serve who only stand and wait,' you know. View quote
John Buchan
I once played the chief part in a rather exciting business without ever once budging from London. And the joke of it was that the man who went out to look for adventure only saw a bit of the game, and I who sat in my chambers saw it all and pulled the strings. 'They also serve who only stand and wait,' you know. View quote
John Buchan
A joke worth laughing at always has an idea behind it, and usually a subversive idea. Dickens is able to go on being funny because he is in revolt against authority, and authority is always there to be laughed at. View quote
George Orwell
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy. View quote
Bob Saget
The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it. View quote
Bob Saget
When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke. View quote
David Byrne
If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke. View quote
Sacha Guitry
A true Englishman doesn't joke when he is talking about so serious a thing as a wager. (Jules Verne)
I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It's an amazing feeling. View quote
Marcus Brigstocke
The 'good' mother, with her fixed smile, her rigidity, her goody-goody outlook, her obsession with unnecessary hygiene, is in fact a fool. It is the 'bad' mother, unafraid of a joke and a glass of wine, richly self-expressive, scornful of suburban values, who is, in reality, good. View quote
Rachel Cusk
Essentially a joke is creating an idea, whether sonic or visual, whether it's something musical or a traditional joke. View quote
Reggie Watts
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling. View quote
Rita Rudner
If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good. View quote
Rita Rudner
Everybody I know is a joke writer. View quote
Ron White
I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring. View quote
Howard Stern
Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so they're really mean to each other about who makes what. View quote
Jackson Browne
I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody. View quote
Drew Carey
Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke. (Dane Cook)
I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily. View quote
LeBron James
My friends are people who like building cool stuff. We always have this joke about people who want to just start companies without making something valuable. There's a lot of that in Silicon Valley. View quote
Mark Zuckerberg
[After having made an abortion joke] I know that can hit close to home for some people.... was anyone here aborted?... (mimicking child's voice:) 'I was found in a trash can! View quote
David Cross
When I was coaching with the Patriots, the players pulled a practical joke and I said, 'Do you think I'm Charlie the Tuna, like a sucker?' After that, they called me Tuna. View quote
Bill Parcells