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Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood.
Gloria Steinem
You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.
William Hazlitt
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H. P. Lovecraft
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
G. K. Chesterton
I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't.
Alfred North Whitehead
Housekeeping ain't no joke.
Louisa May Alcott
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Hermann Hesse
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
George Orwell
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
H. G. Wells
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
Bette Davis
If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.
Gregory David Roberts
It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination.
Martha Gellhorn
Everyone recognizes that's a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn't affect the size of the pizza. And similarly, the stocks, bonds, warrants, etc., issued don't affect the aggregate value of the firm.
Merton Miller
My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
Maya Angelou
Well had the boding tremblers learn'd to trace The day's disasters in his morning face Full well they laugh'd with counterfeited glee At all his jokes, for many a joke had he Full well the busy whisper circling round Convey'd the dismal tidings when he frown'd. Yet was he kind, or if severe in aught, The love he bore to learning was in fault The village all declar'd how much he knew, 'Twas certain he could write and cipher too.
Oliver Goldsmith
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
Muhammad Ali
Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
T. S. Eliot
I asked a thief to steal me a peach He turned up his eyes. I asked a lithe lady to lie her down Holy and meek, she cries. As soon as I went An angel came. He winked at the thief And smiled at the dame And without one word spoke Had a peach from the tree, And twixt earnest and joke Enjoyed the lady.
William Blake
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