Dogs Quotes

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. (Winston Churchill)
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. View quote
Oliver Herford
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. View quote
Aldous Huxley
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. View quote
Roger Caras
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. View quote
Robert Louis Stevenson
In India, if you are from the elite, dogs are extremely important. The breed of the dog indicates your wealth, that you are westernized. The cook, another human being, is on a much lower level than your dog. You see this all the time. View quote
Kiran Desai
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. View quote
Robert A. Heinlein
Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don't get mad they'll bite you - but stay mad and you'll never be bitten. Dogs don't respect humility and sorrow. View quote
Jack Kerouac
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children. View quote
William Penn
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. View quote
Rita Rudner
The more i get to know people, the more i like dogs. (Heinrich Heine)
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs. View quote
Christopher Hampton
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. View quote
August Strindberg
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate in their object-relations. View quote
Sigmund Freud
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. View quote
James Thurber
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends. View quote
Alexander Pope
Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs. View quote
Desmond Morris
The dogs did bark, the children screamed, Up flew the windows all; And every soul bawled out, Well done! As loud as he could bawl. View quote
William Cowper
My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration. View quote
Gary Johnson
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. View quote
W. C. Fields
Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell. (Emily Dickinson)
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. View quote
Marilyn Monroe
Dogs have never hurt me. Only men have. View quote
Marilyn Monroe
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods. View quote
Christopher Hitchens
I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumours to my dogs. View quote
Andy Warhol