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The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
Bill Cosby
I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating humor.
Vince Vaughn
Puns are a form of humor with words.
Guillermo Cabrera Infante
Your humor is your compass and your shield. You can hone it into a weapon or you can pull its strands out to make your very own cotton-candy blanket. You can't exist on a diet of humor alone, but you can't exist on a diet without it, either.
David Levithan
Thank heaven I don't inherit God from anybody! I am free to make mine up as I wish Him. He's kind and sympathetic and imaginative and forgiving and understanding - and He has a sense of humor.
Jean Webster
You can defeat fear through humor, through pain, through honesty, bravery, intuition, and through love in the truest sense.
John Cassavetes
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
George Jean Nathan
Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.
Justin Halpern
Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.
Dick Van Dyke
I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down.
Zac Efron
The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.
Candace Bushnell
Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon.
Carl Hiaasen
I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.
Alton Brown
If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?
Casey Affleck
Never lose your sense of humor. Tomorrow could be worse.
Carol Higgins Clark
Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From which one may logically deduce tha the Almighty is a female.
Loretta Chase
It's easier to sit there and say you don't like feminists because they don't have a sense of humor.
Joan Jett
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Doug Larson
We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.
Bil Keane
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
Will Eisner
I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.
Bob Newhart
I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's still an affection for it.
Bob Newhart
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