Humor Quotes - page 6

Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere. (Raymond Smullyan)
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.
Erma Bombeck
Now everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to lose some of its Humor, and if it keeps on happening, why the entire laughter kinder Fades out of it.
Will Rogers
I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor.
Man Ray
It's hard not to immediately fall in love witha dog who has a good sense of humor.
Kate DiCamillo
No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion.
Robert G. Ingersoll
Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.
Lewis Mumford
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
Hermann Göring
Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected, and smile through the day.
Ann Landers
Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature, good humor, vast curiosity, good speech, good silence and nothing too much.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities - a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say. (Wentworth Miller)
Humor is a way of holding off how awful life can be.
Kurt Vonnegut
Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
William Arthur Ward
There's gonna be some stuff u gonna see, that's gonna make it hard to smile in the future. But through whatever you see, through all the rain and all the pain, you gotta keep your sense of humor. You gotta be able to smile through all this bullshit.
Tupac Shakur
If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.
Stanisław Lem
I've got a great sense of humor.
Anthony Hopkins
A sense of humor is a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how we express the anxiety we feel at this knowledge.
Dave Barry
It's mind-boggling to consider that movies this bad are actually committed to film. The poor quality of The Pest in almost every category - humor, intelligence, creativity, and just plain entertainment value - ranks it somewhere between a bad infomercial and a local cable newscast. Rarely do I consider the act of seeing a movie to be a chore, but this kind of experience is the exception.
James Berardinelli
Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America - that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.
Redd Foxx
Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it. (Malcolm Muggeridge)
Humor is tragedy plus time.
Mark Twain
Humor was an antiseptic that cleaned the deepest of personal wounds.
Sherman Alexie
Humor is a marvelous communications tool, as Reagan has demonstrated so well. He has weathered many a storm that others might not have. With Reagan, people just say, 'There he goes again.' A sense of humor allows a president to back off a little from the tensions of the moment and take a calmer view of things.
Robert Orben
Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.
Robert Orben