Humor Quotes - page 14

There's a hysterical, tired sense of humor that comes after working 14 hours a day, six days a week. I like those things because they take the pressure off the constant stress. (Tom Berenger)
I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world. View quote
Tanit Phoenix
Life is tragic comedy, in a way. There is humor. View quote
Tcheky Karyo
I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor. View quote
Terry Crews
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. View quote
Wavy Gravy
I just like playing interesting, complex, complicated characters. I like films that also have an element of humor. View quote
Steve Buscemi
Comedy is a weird but very beautiful thing. Even though it seems foolish and silly and crazy, comedy has the most to say about the human condition. Because if you can laugh, you can get by. You can survive when things are bad when you have a sense of humor. View quote
Mel Brooks
My humor was never cruel or cynical. I just took life and poked fun at it. We made it so it could be understood the world over, without language barriers. We seem to have conquered the time barrier, too. View quote
Harold Lloyd
Beware of getting involved with people who seem to be able to feel good but have no close friends. They may be witty and fun to be around, but their humor is all put-downs and hostility. If you marry such a person, you will soon be the recipient of that hostile humor and may regret it for the rest of your marriage.... Someone who does not have good friends does not know how to love. View quote
William Glasser
Our Judeo-Christian culture is far superior to the Islamic one. I can give you a million reasons. But here is an important one. We have got humor and they don't. There is no humor in Islam. ... Islam does not allow free speech, because free speech shows how evil and wrong Islam is. And Islam does not allow humor, because humor shows how foolish and ridiculous it is. View quote
Geert Wilders
Lord Peter Wimsey: She has a sense of humor... and brains... life wouldn't be dull. One would wake up, and there would be a whole day full of jolly things to do. And then we would come home and go to bed... and that would be jolly too. (Dorothy L. Sayers)
When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh? View quote
Max Frisch
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor. View quote
Fred Shero
In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue. View quote
Thomas Jefferson
I'm not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. I'll try to soften it and become boring, maybe even very boring, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to. View quote
Silvio Berlusconi
I was a product of a divorced family and I used humor as a weapon to combat sadness. I used comedy to make my mother laugh in light of the darkness that she faced, and to me it became a very powerful tool at a very young age, at six. I saw how therapeutic it could be. View quote
Josh Gad
That's part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously, because I think our opposition, whoever they may be, in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humor. View quote
John Lennon
When it gets down to having to use violence, then you are playing the system's game. The establishment will irritate you – pull your beard, flick your face – to make you fight. Because once they've got you violent, then they know how to handle you. The only thing they don't know how to handle is non-violence and humor. View quote
John Lennon
The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth. View quote
James Thurber
A sense of humor is just common sense dancing. View quote
William James
You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other. (Steve Irwin)
I had been warned about Mr. Truman's quick and violent temper and prejudices, but he radiated nothing but courtesy and good humor during our meeting. He has an engaging personality, a quick and witty tongue, and I liked him from the start. At the conference itself, he seemed to take great pride in his historical knowledge, but, it seemed to me that in spite of his having read much, it was of a superficial character, encompassing facts without the logic and reasoning dictating those facts. Of the Far East he knew little, presenting a strange combination of distorted history and vague hopes that somehow, some way, we could do something to help those struggling against Communism. View quote
Douglas MacArthur
The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it. View quote
Umberto Eco
Laugh at your worries and insecurities. View your anxieties with humor. It will be difficult at first, but you'll gradually get used to it. View quote
Paulo Coelho
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming. View quote
Alanis Morissette