Husband Quotes - page 2

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. (Joan Rivers)
Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer. View quote
Joan Rivers
No man worth his salt, no man of spirit and spine, no man for whom I could have any respect, could rejoice in the identification of Tallulah's husband. It's tough enough to be bogged down in a legend. It would be even tougher to marry one. View quote
Tallulah Bankhead
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. View quote
Harpo Marx
A little in drink, but at all times yr faithful husband. View quote
Richard Steele
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. View quote
Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. View quote
Rita Rudner
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil. View quote
W. C. Fields
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. View quote
Zig Ziglar
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. View quote
H. L. Mencken
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. (Helen Rowland)
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. View quote
Erma Bombeck
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. View quote
Erma Bombeck
The first book I wrote was The Bride Price which was a romantic book, but my husband burnt the book when he saw it. I was the typical African woman, I'd done this privately, I wanted him to look at it, approve it and he said he wouldn't read it. View quote
Buchi Emecheta
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. View quote
Barbara De Angelis
I revere the memory of Mr. F. as an estimable man and most indulgent husband, only necessary to mention Asparagus and it appeared or to hint at any little delicate thing to drink and it came like magic in a pint bottle. . . View quote
Charles Dickens
Wherever the citizen becomes indifferent to his fellows, so will the husband be to his wife, and the father of a family toward the members of his household. View quote
Wilhelm von Humboldt
A husband and wife ought to continue united so long as they love each other. Any law which should bind them to cohabitation for one moment after the decay of their affection would be a most intolerable tyranny, and the most unworthy of toleration. View quote
Percy Bysshe Shelley
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. View quote
Martin Luther
Let the husband render to his wife the affection owed her, and likewise also the wife to her husband. View quote
Paul
The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband. And in like manner the husband also hath not power of his own body, but the wife. (Paul)
But I have to be careful not to let the world dazzle me so much that I forget that I'm a husband and a father. View quote
Herbie Hancock
My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around. View quote
Lana Turner
And I came away from that experience, and it was a very difficult experience - I came to understand that you have to practice at being a good father and practice at being a good husband, just as you have to practice at being a good journalist. View quote
Bob Schieffer
What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one. View quote
Ashley Scott