Dog Quotes - page 2

For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog, Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit. It's amazing what you can accomplish with a simple baseball bat. (George Carlin)
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday. View quote
Thornton Wilder
They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist. View quote
Camille Paglia
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. View quote
Rita Rudner
For us in Russia communism is a dead dog. For many people in the West, it is still a living lion. View quote
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all. View quote
Baltasar Gracián
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess! View quote
Audrey Hepburn
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid. View quote
Rodney Dangerfield
It's not like I'm hanging out at shopping malls or going to celebrity golf tournaments. I'm so in my own little world. I got my dog, my music, my brother, a couple of friends. View quote
Jared Leto
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend. (Lord Byron)
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him? View quote
Oskar Schindler
The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment. View quote
Warren Bennis
He reproduced himself with so much humble objectivity, with the unquestioning, matter of fact interest of a dog who sees himself in a mirror and thinks: there's another dog. View quote
Rainer Maria Rilke
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. View quote
Friedrich Nietzsche
I know quite certainly that I myself have no special talent curiosity, obsession and dogged endurance, combined with self-criticism have brought me to my ideas. View quote
Albert Einstein
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. View quote
Marie Corelli
When I believe in something, I'm like a dog with a bone. View quote
Melissa McCarthy
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. View quote
Andy Rooney
One ever feels his twoness - an American, a Negro; two souls, two thoughts, two unreconciled strivings; two warring ideals in one dark body, whose dogged strength alone keeps it from being torn asunder. View quote
W. E. B. Du Bois
Memory is like a dog that lies down where it pleases. (Page 1) (Cees Nooteboom)
I am his Highness' dog at Kew; Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you? View quote
Alexander Pope
The old dog barks backward without getting up. I can remember when he was a pup. View quote
Robert Frost
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. View quote
Robert Benchley
I do not know, sir, that the fellow is an infidel but if he be an infidel, he is an infidel as a dog is an infidel that is to say, he has never thought upon the subject. View quote
Samuel Johnson