Dog Quotes

You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks. (Winston Churchill)
Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog. View quote
Jack London
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. View quote
Mark Twain
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. View quote
Aldous Huxley
I always pet a dog with my left hand, because if he bit me, I'd still have my right hand to paint with. View quote
Juan Gris
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. View quote
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. View quote
Groucho Marx
In India, if you are from the elite, dogs are extremely important. The breed of the dog indicates your wealth, that you are westernized. The cook, another human being, is on a much lower level than your dog. You see this all the time. View quote
Kiran Desai
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. View quote
Benjamin Franklin
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion. View quote
Robertson Davies
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. (Ogden Nash)
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. View quote
Christopher Morley
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. View quote
Harry S. Truman
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. View quote
Robert Benchley
If a dog will not come to you after he has looked you in the face, you ought to go home and examine your conscience. View quote
Woodrow Wilson
Every dog must have his day. View quote
Jonathan Swift
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. View quote
Rodney Dangerfield
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. View quote
Rodney Dangerfield
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. View quote
Karl Kraus
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. View quote
Erma Bombeck
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. (Edward Abbey)
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. View quote
Josh Billings
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals. View quote
James Thurber
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance. View quote
James Thurber
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his. View quote
James Thurber