Baby Quotes

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. (Ronald Reagan)
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. View quote
Carl Sandburg
The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube. View quote
Norman Mailer
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. View quote
Will Rogers
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. View quote
Natalie Wood
We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby. View quote
W. Somerset Maugham
Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view. View quote
Lillian Hellman
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. View quote
Joan Rivers
Hot water is my native element. I was in it as a baby, and I have never seemed to get out of it ever since. View quote
Edith Sitwell
Here is the real domino theory - gay man to gay man, bisexual man to straight woman, addict mother to newborn baby, they all fall down and someday it will come to you. View quote
Anna Quindlen
I've got two daughters. 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first of all about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby. (Barack Obama)
If you think you are emancipated, you might consider the idea of tasting your own menstrual blood - if it makes you sick, you've got a long way to go, baby. View quote
Germaine Greer
Don't threaten me with love, baby. Let's just go walking in the rain. View quote
Billie Holiday
I might run from her for a thousand years and she is still my baby child. Our love is so furious that we burn each other out. View quote
Richard Burton
My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises the baby makes so later I can ask him what he meant. View quote
Steven Wright
Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you've painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow, then do it. View quote
Anton LaVey
I learned to walk as a baby and I haven't had a lesson since. View quote
Marilyn Monroe
I found that being pregnant was different from how I thought it would be...It shares a lot in common with writing in a way. You have an imaginary version of yourself pregnant, and an imaginary baby, an imaginary idea of yourself as a mother... View quote
Jackie Kay
Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. View quote
Mark Twain
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother. View quote
Mark Twain
Feelings of love and gratitude arise directly and spontaneously in the baby in response to the love and care of his mother. (Melanie Klein)
I just look at her and she creeps me out. She looks like she would eat a baby. Not that she's fat. She just looks hungry in some dangerous way that can't be explained. She's always so nice and friendly. Exactly the disposition of a baby killer. View quote
Augusten Burroughs
Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby. View quote
P. J. O'Rourke
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. View quote
Phyllis Diller
Baby wipes are great for everything! For wiping babies' butts, as an eye-makeup remover, to wipe the counter, to clean my hands at the airport, just everything. View quote
Bethenny Frankel