Bed Quotes - page 6

[Writing songs] is no different than explaining to somebody what you dreamed last night: No one ever gives you crap for what you dreamed last night. "I was laying in my bed, and all of a sudden a stallion jumped on my bed and the next thing I know I was in Mars but it looked like my kitchen"... That's kind of what I do with my songs, write them in a dream-like manner. It's up to people to swallow it however they want. (Jason Mraz)
Nothing surpasses the pleasures of idleness: even if the end of the world were to come, I would not leave my bed at an ungodly hour. View quote
Emil Cioran
So you play your albums and you smoke your pot And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot Oh, but still you're aching for the things you haven't got, What went wrong? And if you can't understand why your world is so dead And why you've got to keep in style and feed your head Well, you're twenty one and still you mother makes your bed And that's too long. View quote
Billy Joel
To her British lover about to climb in bed with 80-something Mae: She said that she hoped soon to be able to say what Paul Revere said - 'The British are coming'. This was the last one-liner Mae ever uttered on film. View quote
Mae West
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument. View quote
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I'm comfortable apart,It's all written on my chartThat I take what's given to meMost cooperatively.I do what people sayAnd lie in bed all dayAbsolutely horrified,I hope you're satisfied. View quote
Elliott Smith
Captain, my religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. Captain, that is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave. View quote
Stonewall Jackson
From his brimstone bed, at break of day, A-walking the Devil is gone, To look at his little, snug farm of the World, And see how his stock went on. View quote
Robert Southey
Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. View quote
David Letterman
Your attitude measures up to the two requirements of love. You want to go to bed with her and can't, and you don't know her very well. Ignorance of the other person topped up with deprivation, Jim. You fit the formula all right, and what's more you want to go on fitting it. View quote
Kingsley Amis
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was. (Mitch Hedberg)
Don't you, when strangers and friends come to call, straighten the cushions, kick the books under the bed and put away the letter you were writing? How many of us want any of us to see us as we really are? Isn't the mirror hostile enough? View quote
Jeanette Winterson
When I saw her I was in love with her. Everything turned over inside of me. She looked toward the door, saw there was no one, then she sat on the side of the bed and leaned over and kissed me. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
But don't try to find an untroublesome woman. She will dull out on you. What makes a woman good in bed makes it impossible for her to live alone. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
And bed, he thought. Bed is my friend. Just bed, he thought. Bed will be a great thing. It is easy when you are beaten, he thought. I never knew how easy it was. And what beat you, the thought. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
Luke's iron crown, and Damien's bed of steel. View quote
Oliver Goldsmith
Most of my poetry lies beyond the SF field, yet here I am corralled into 'SF poetry' as part of this poetry weekend. Of course, some might say, 'you've made your own bed - now you must lie in it!' But, while fully accepting that dictum, I'm not yet quite prepared to lie down... View quote
Brian Aldiss
The Labor Party is not going to profit from having these proven unsuccessful people around who are frightened of their own shadow and won't get out of bed in the morning unless they've had a focus group report to tell them which side of bed to get out. View quote
Paul Keating
I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone. View quote
Tallulah Bankhead
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first. View quote
Henny Youngman
I don't wear anything in bed. But I'm not ready for a nude scene quite yet. (Nigella Lawson)
He knelt by the bed and bent over her, draining their last moment to its lees; and in the silence there passed between them the word which made all clear. View quote
Edith Wharton
In dealing with those who share his bed, the enlightened ruler may enjoy their beauty but should not listen to their special pleas. View quote
Han Fei
Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days. Unfortunately, it wasn't with me. View quote
Richelle Mead
You gotta be cool when you're macho man, cuz you can't be sensitive and care about someone having a good time in bed, cuz that's too scary... When you don't use sensitivity when you're having sex, or share some of your soul, nothing gonna happen, because men really get afraid. Men really get scared in bed. View quote
Richard Pryor