Car Quotes - page 2

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. (Hunter S. Thompson)
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. View quote
Woody Allen
My car and my adding machine understand nothing: they are not in that line of business. View quote
John Searle
If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of. View quote
George Wallace
Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it. View quote
Tom Holt
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'. View quote
Rita Rudner
Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you. View quote
Muhammad Ali
Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled thinkers. The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven. View quote
Edward de Bono
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. View quote
Erma Bombeck
Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong-normally you wouldn't say, thank God I have gas. View quote
Ellen DeGeneres
Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment, you perform better when your thoughts, feelings, emotions, goals, and values are in balance. (Brian Tracy)
Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. I`m not the thief who grabs your purse. I`m not the guy who jacks your car. I`m not down with the people who steal and hurt others. I`m just a brother who fight back. View quote
Tupac Shakur
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. View quote
Dave Barry
A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners. View quote
Mignon McLaughlin
Gold is cold, diamonds are dead, a limousine is a car, don't pretend, feel what's real... View quote
Charlize Theron
Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black. View quote
Henry Ford
Investors have few spare tires left. Think of the image of a car on a bumpy road to an uncertain destination that has already used up its spare tire. The cash reserves of people have been eaten up by the recent market volatility. View quote
Mohamed El-Erian
We are all advertising, all of the time. If you want to sell your car, what do you do? You clean and polish it and make it the best you can. Some people bake bread when they are trying to sell their house because the smell adds a friendly feeling. Even the priest, with all his or her fervour, is advertising God. Everybody is selling. View quote
Paul Arden
I value humor, kindness, and the ability to tell a good story far more than money, status, or the kind of car someone drives. View quote
Rebecca Wells
No, in Lethal Weapon I was a taxi cab driver that Mel jumps in front of the taxi and pulls me out of the car and steals the taxi. Then I did some other indie driving for some of the car sequences. View quote
David R. Ellis
So then I started doing a lot of episodic TV, just car chases or helicopter chases or whatever. (David R. Ellis)
People don't understand that it was maybe my biggest pleasure to drive an F1 car when it's wet. View quote
Alain Prost
The hydrogen powered car, with its high fuel mileage and zero emission rate, is just one example of the products under development that will help increase our energy independence. View quote
Dan Lipinski
You have to visualize a second or two ahead of your car what line you are taking, what you are going to do, before you get there because it comes too fast. View quote
Emerson Fittipaldi
Sometimes movie-making happens like clockwork; other times, like a car accident. View quote
Eric Roberts