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Imagine if all of life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza. Every pair of pants, even those in a Brooks Brothers suit, would be stone-washed denim. Celebrity diet and exercise books would be the only thing on the shelves at the library. And - since women are a majority of the population - we'd all be married to Mel Gibson.
P. J. O'Rourke
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P. J. O'Rourke
I was married at 16, a father at 17 and divorced at 18.
Placido Domingo
But... you're still getting married?" Grover sounded hurt. "Who's the bride?" Ploypemus looked toward the boiling pot. Clarisse made a strangled sound. "Oh, no! You can't be serious. I'm not.
Rick Riordan
I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're... you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph.
Rick Riordan
I had achieved the most important things in my life when I married Joan and had the sons. Given the choice between Joan and the boys, and being a writer, I world give up being a writer without a blink.
Robert B. Parker
I just can't. I'm married. I made my bed and now I have to lie in it.
Sara Gruen
The business of Mr. Bennett's life was to keep his daughters alive. The business of Mrs. Bennett's was to get them married.
Seth Grahame-Smith
I want to get married again and have kids and even adopt.
Sophia Bush
Oh! And they read English novels! David! Did you ever look into an English novel? Well, do not trouble yourself. It is nothing but a lot of nonsense about girls with fanciful names getting married.
Susanna Clarke
They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.
Suze Orman
A lot of the time when people get married in the infatuation, it will go down. That is inevitable. The infatuation stage will not last forever.
Tamera Mowry
Just because you're of the same sex, what difference does it make? Get married to whomever you want.
Famke Janssen
People only get married when they've no other option, out of panic or desperation or so as not to lose someone they couldn't bear to lose. It's always the most conventional things that contain the largest measure of madness.
Javier MarĂas
Whether you're married or not, relationships - and the satisfaction tied to them - are extremely important for increasing men's and women's quality of life.
Helen Fisher
Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.
Charlaine Harris
My father was a history professor, and my mother a housewife-" She married a house?
Sherrilyn Kenyon
She's best friends with my wife. (Julian) Gracie? You're married to Gracie? That was you? You're Mr. Hot Bottom! (Sunshine)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
I certainly know German colleagues in the US who try to be Americans, try to melt into Americanism, even before they get married and become American citizens. But I've never tried that.
Bernhard Schlink
I've been married twice. Most women would rather not be married to a traveling blues singer.
B. B. King
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby
My wife stood up in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said "I want morphine!" I said "But, dear -" [vigorously breathing]. She said "You shut up! YOU did this to me!" And on the next contraction she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married.
Bill Cosby
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