Married Quotes - page 3

Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed. (Brad Pitt)
Next to being married, a girl likes being crossed in love a little now and again.
Jane Austen
Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married.
Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar
When a man has married a wife, he finds out whether Her knees and elbows are only glued together.
William Blake
If I get married, I want to be very married.
Audrey Hepburn
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
Helen Rowland
The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.
Katharine Hepburn
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
Lord Byron
The problem in public life is learning to overcome terror; the problem in married life is learning to overcome boredom.
Gabriel García Márquez
The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through all eternity.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. (Mark Twain)
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
Benjamin Disraeli
I have spent weeks in the desert, forgetting to look at the moon, he says, as a married man may spend days never looking into the face of his wife. These are not sins of omission but signs of pre-occuopation.
Michael Ondaatje
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
Mickey Rooney
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
P. J. O'Rourke
YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.
Bill Cosby
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.
George Jean Nathan
If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing.
Edward Burnett Tylor
When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.
Kelly Rowland
Nuns and married women are equally unhappy, if in different ways.
Christina, Queen of Sweden
I have been very clear to everybody that just because I'm getting married does not mean I call myself a straight. (Anne Heche)
Peter Lucas and I live in Durham but spend a great of time in North Wales, where we have a cottage in the mountains, and in Vermont, USA, with my sister - who is a children's writer married to a poet.
Anne Stevenson
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
Al Goldstein
Married life is an existence with bars around it.
Al Goldstein
I think if one wants to be in a continual state of insanity one should stay married to that writing partner.
Barry Mann