Married Quotes

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married. View quote
Katharine Hepburn
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. View quote
H. L. Mencken
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. View quote
H. L. Mencken
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. View quote
Clint Eastwood
I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim? View quote
Elizabeth Taylor
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. View quote
Rita Rudner
Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories. View quote
John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. View quote
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. View quote
Zsa Zsa Gabor
People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked. (Paul Newman)
The only really happy folk are married women and single men. View quote
H. L. Mencken
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. View quote
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The surest way to be alone is to get married. View quote
Gloria Steinem
Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths. View quote
Bertrand Russell
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not. View quote
H. L. Mencken
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. View quote
Jackie Mason
I just put on what the lady says. I've been married three times, so I've had lots of supervision. View quote
Upton Sinclair
A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time. View quote
Jean Rostand
If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it. View quote
Oscar Wilde
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. (Rodney Dangerfield)
All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership. View quote
Ann Landers
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping. View quote
Mignon McLaughlin
I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. View quote
Elizabeth I of England
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. View quote
Groucho Marx