Stupid Quotes - page 5

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. (Robbie Coltraine)
I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public. View quote
Roland Joffe
I have an adult emotional life and an editing system inside me which prevents me from being preposterously stupid. View quote
Stephen Hopkins
I'm not sure if you can blame everything on the American way of life, but the United States are big. So, if you have a lot of people there, the percentage of stupid people is bound to be higher. View quote
Stephen Malkmus
Stormtrooper Mel : Don't be stupid, be a smarty Come and join the Nazi Party! View quote
Mel Brooks
Above all, it's creative thinking that lies at the basis of discoveries. You must dare to think differently, see things from different sides, in order to come across fortuitous new ideas frequently. You should develop even the most stupid ideas and when you do this systematically, there will always come something useful out of it. View quote
Simon van der Meer
If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough. View quote
John Grisham
I'm a minor, stupid talent compared to my brother. View quote
River Phoenix
To understand the workings of American politics, you have to understand this fundamental law: Conservatives think liberals are stupid. Liberals think conservatives are evil. View quote
Charles Krauthammer
It's the stupid questions that have some of the most surprising and interesting answers. Most people never think to ask the stupid questions. View quote
Cory Doctorow
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. (Israel Zangwill)
Fear is the foundation of most governments; but it is so sordid and brutal a passion, and renders men in whose breasts it predominates so stupid and miserable, that Americans will not be likely to approve of any political institution which is founded on it. View quote
John Adams
I just want to say that um, I'm just really, really shocked at like how nice our world is because it's just so nice. Like oh my God! Like, the other day, like I was sitting there and I saw these magazines and they said I was pregnant, and like, it's so true. Like America, believe everything you read. Because, like, you're smart and I'm stupid. Like for real. Come on y'all. View quote
Britney Spears
You ride in a limousine the first time, it's a big thrill but after that it's just a stupid car. View quote
Bruce Springsteen
Only stupid people don't change their minds. View quote
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Stay focused. Talk about things that'll matter to the people, you know? It's the economy, stupid. View quote
James Carville
Soviet propaganda is remarkably effective and the Americans are even more remarkably stupid. View quote
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi
If the amount of money going into the war economy were invested in landscape restoration, we would be in a far more positive position. It may get a little dire before we pull together, but I think when the prosperous nations, and in particular the US, realise they're wrecking their own kids' lives, there will be a mass change in value. It will be a difficult century, and ugly, but I don't think that in the end people are so stupid as to kill themselves off. View quote
Kim Stanley Robinson
If you don't include your women graduates in your breeding pool and leave them on the shelf, you would end up a more stupid society...So what happens? There will be less bright people to support dumb people in the next generation. That's a problem. View quote
Lee Kuan Yew
People call me stupid for treating you like a queen, but I dont even worry `cause you`re my unforeseen.And I hope that you`ll be with me, if only in my dreams. But here you are next to me and you`re glad, or so it seems. View quote
Alexander Rybak
These fellow-mortals, every one, must be accepted as they are you can neither straighten their noses, nor brighten their wit, nor rectify their dispositions and it is these people--amongst whom your life is passed--that it is needful you should tolerate, pity, and love it is these more or less ugly, stupid, inconsistent people whose movements of goodness you should be able to admire--for whom you should cherish all possible hopes, all possible patience. (George Eliot)
Love's ship has foundered on the rocks of life. We're quits: stupid to draw up a list of mutual sorrows, hurts and pains. View quote
Vladimir Mayakovsky
When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things. I did it (the O-Z-Z-Y tattoo across his knuckles) when I was 14. I was in jail for something. I could have had it removed, but why? It's my trademark. People stop me and say, 'Let me have a look at your hand. View quote
Ozzy Osbourne
The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers or clean drinking water. Some runners are born with a massive head start, every possible help along the way and still the referees seem to be on their side. It's not surprising a lot of people have given up compeating altogether and gone to sit in the grandstand, eat junk and shout abuse. What the human race needs is a lot more streakers. View quote
Banksy
I had long since insisted upon interpreting the things that Fate forced me to do as victories of my own will and intelligence, and now this bad habit had grown into a sort of frenzied arrogance. In the nature of what I was calling my intelligence there was a touch of something illegitimate, a touch of the sham pretender who has been placed on the throne by some freak chance. This dolt of a usurper could not foresee the revenge that would inevitably be wreaked upon his stupid despotism. View quote
Yukio Mishima