Stupid Quotes

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget. (Thomas Szasz)
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. View quote
George Bernard Shaw
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider. View quote
George Carlin
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. View quote
Mark Twain
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. View quote
George Carlin
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. View quote
George Carlin
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. View quote
George Bernard Shaw
An intelligent woman has millions of born enemies... all the stupid men. View quote
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
Society is not a disease, it is a disaster. What a stupid miracle that one can live in it. View quote
Emil Cioran
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something that he can understand. View quote
Bertrand Russell
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell)
Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. View quote
Hedy Lamarr
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. View quote
Voltaire
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. View quote
P. J. O'Rourke
America is a hurricane, and the only people who do not hear the sound are those fortunate if incredibly stupid and smug White Protestants who live in the center, in the serene eye of the big wind. View quote
Norman Mailer
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it. View quote
G. K. Chesterton
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. View quote
Dean Koontz
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. View quote
Jane Austen
To be stupid and selfish and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless. View quote
Gustave Flaubert
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. View quote
Will Rogers
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? (Scott Adams)
God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men. View quote
Faina Ranevskaya
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. View quote
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Silly people say stupid things, clever people do them. View quote
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. View quote
Sam Levenson